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  Fred went scuba diving and was sure that he could hear music. He was told it was the choral reef.   Jokes about plants are very niche. It's really something you grow into.   I suffer from CDO It’s like OCD, but in alphabetical order.   I've been trying to go on a diet But I have too much on my plate at the moment   There was a fake judge at the recent  art competition. He was an artificial art official.   Fred lost his cooking job at the pasta restaurant. Very unfair, He only made a fusilli mistakes. Fred told me he didn't know what "anxiety" meant. I told him "that's worrying"   I just found out how a silencer works...it's baffling!   Fred's son is majoring in geography and psychology… I know who to call next time I am stuck between a rock and a hard place.   Why was the tailor held in contempt of court? When pressed, the tailor, a material witness in a suit, came apart at the seams. His alte...

hilarious....

https://fb.watch/kDIH6WQZ_n/?mibextid=YCRy0i  
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the future is now...

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gotta see video...lmao

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British people who don’t take care of their countryside estates are rude. They need to mind their manors.   Is someone who both tells the truth and lies... An amfibian?   When a satellite dies, do you read about it in the orbituaries?   There is a new martial art for vegans. It's known as To Fu   f someone was writing an essay about the Black Death but copied other people's work from the internet, would that be plaguerism ?   Fred sometimesI tells jokes about noble gases, but they hardly ever have a reaction America's answer to gun violence is to prescribe more guns. The pharmashooticals industry is pop'n off   What happens when southern people can't talk anymore? They go through withdrawl   I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said: "Earth." That meant the world to me.   PETA is facing a budget cut The group is struggling to end meats.   FredI always reminds his son he...