very true...

 

Fred went scuba diving and was sure that he could hear music.

He was told it was the choral reef.

 

Jokes about plants are very niche.
It's really something you grow into.

 

I suffer from CDO
It’s like OCD, but in alphabetical order.

 

I've been trying to go on a diet
But I have too much on my plate at the moment

 

There was a fake judge at the recent  art competition.

He was an artificial art official.

 

Fred lost his cooking job at the pasta restaurant.
Very unfair, He only made a fusilli mistakes.

Fred told me he didn't know what "anxiety" meant.
I told him "that's worrying"

 

I just found out how a silencer works...it's baffling!

 

Fred's son is majoring in geography and psychology…
I know who to call next time I am stuck between a rock and a hard place.

 

Why was the tailor held in contempt of court?
When pressed, the tailor, a material witness in a suit, came apart at the seams. His altered testimony completely unraveled. The tale he had woven had been a complete fabrication.

 

Recency bias is my favorite type of bias
And I only just learned about it

 

Fred gave up dating when he started losing his vision.
He's not currently seeing anyone.