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  Fred identifies as a thief. His pronouns are yours/mine. You don't need a driver's license to drive... You need a driver's license to get pulled over. Fred's wife is getting to the age where she collects pets. She’s going through many-paws. Braille is so easy you can learn it with your eyes closed.

  A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "what is your blood type?" The rabbit replied "I'm probably a type-o". I returned my lizard to the pet store today as it wouldn't stop telling me jokes. The store clerk said "that isn't a lizard, it is a stand up chameleon."   What happened to the frog's motorcar when the engine blew up? It was eventually toad away. Q: What did the goose say when he purchased a new lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill please." I have just started a dating website for chickens. It is not my normal job, I am just doing it..... To make hens meet from doug...