he's lost it.....gotta see

 Slashimi: raw fish that's been prepared by a samurai.

The difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?
One sews what she gathers; the other gathers what she sows.

Fred said that his mom and dad were quite the opposite:
His mom was always right and his dad left.

A tea shipment Fred placed months ago finally arrived.
He waited oolong time for it.