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  It is difficult to tell the complete history of Japan. You can only Samurais it. I have been reading up on decolonization. Honestly, it's unsettling. Fred did his first nude painting yesterday… His neighbours weren't happy but his front door looks great. Family generations successively having fewer and fewer kids is called a receding heirline.

 

 

  Fred was a teacher who either would teach, or he would not. He was full of taughtologies. Fred saw his favourite band at a concert that was so loud that it hurt to stay. A true life or deaf situation. T wizzlers came out with a new spirit that’s just under 30% alcohol so technically it’s not liquor, just liquor-ish. A local museum is offering discounted tickets to their exhibition of small feathered dinosaurs. It’s an early bird special.

 

 

  Fred ordered a deck of cards from Amazon, but it hasn’t arrived yet. Customer service told him they are dealing with it. Best friends don't ask why you need a concrete block and heavy-duty rope. They just ask if the lake is deep enough. I saw a film that was G, PG-13, and R all at once. That movie was so overrated. Fred saw a woman at the grocery scratching all the soap bars. Said she was tickling the Ivories.