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  "I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?" Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone." from doug...

  When you forget to set a timer but the pasta still comes out perfect? An acc-aldente. Fred's struggling ship building business has quality control issues. It's barely staying afloat. Fred was so broke one time that he actually pick pocketed a midget. . . Who knew he could stoop so low. He only got small change. Fred got a job in a thermometer factory. Unfortunately, it's just temp work.

 

 

  Fred invented a container which plays cool jazz music when pouring out the contents. It’s a hip flask. Ferd started going to cocktail bars and just asking for "Whatever you recommend." Results are mixed. A soldier who hasn’t been properly briefed? Commando Freda has been engaged over 5 times but never married. That's a lot of near Mrs.

 

 

  Fred wrote a book titled The Art of Camouflage. You can't find it in stores. If anyone knows how to repair broken hinges, My door is always open. . . To whoever stole my cloning machine: I hope you can live with yourself. Why write the word apartment when the abbreviation is apt?