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  Fred invented a container which plays cool jazz music when pouring out the contents. It’s a hip flask. Ferd started going to cocktail bars and just asking for "Whatever you recommend." Results are mixed. A soldier who hasn’t been properly briefed? Commando Freda has been engaged over 5 times but never married. That's a lot of near Mrs.

 

 

  Fred wrote a book titled The Art of Camouflage. You can't find it in stores. If anyone knows how to repair broken hinges, My door is always open. . . To whoever stole my cloning machine: I hope you can live with yourself. Why write the word apartment when the abbreviation is apt?

 

 

 Fred's kids made a PowerPoint to convince him to take them to the waterpark.. It had several slides. Fred was always taking the restaurants he worked for to court. He was a sue chef. Fred was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. His wife says he's good people. My homeopath gave me too many laxatives. Now I've got herbal diarrhea.

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