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from vince...  
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  Fred's snooty friend always uses French words like hors d’oeuvres in his day-to-day conversation. And that’s just for starters. If you donate a kidney they always take the right one out so that you have one left . The amazing cold war spy plane, Lockheed's U2, is still flying missions today. Apparently it still hasn't found what it's looking for. Fred is not a professional magician, but… He abra-ka-dabbles
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a coupla things with faces...

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 During the Norman conquest, William's army carried very little equipment. Just the Bayeux necessities. Fred always wanted to learn to juggle. He just had never had the balls to try it. Fred has a bad habit of running red lights. He really needs to stop. Fred's cat loves stormy weather When it rains, it purrs.
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from gilles...  

things with faces....

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  When your immune system fights off a bacterial infection, it can form a localized pocket of pus.  There's no need to abscess over it. Everyone loves the cartoon dog Scooby... ...but we RARELY hear about his brothers Whoopdee, YabbaDabba and Nocan. Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone with no dressing. The London Symphony Orchestra was shut down due to a lightning strike. It went straight for the conductor.