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Gordisms....
Fred's wife was surprised to learn that his blood runs orange instead of red. She didn’t realize he had carroted arteries. If you want to be a good photographer… You have to stay focussed. I suffered a brain injury that means I’m unable to express negative thoughts effectively, but otherwise things are pretty good. I can’t complain. When Fred first met his wife, they loved talking with each other about plants. That’s how he knew they’d have a fuchsia together.
Gordisms....
Fred made it to the Origami Finals. He folded under pressure. Bugs Bundy: notorious cartoon serial killer. Opinions are divided, but not all math puns are bad. Just sum. Fred works at the Viagra factory and didn't get fired for stealing... In fact, he got a raise.
Gordisms.....
Fred has kept hisNew Year’s resolution for a month and is doing crunches twice a day… Captain Crunch in the morning and Nestlé Crunch in the afternoon. The wittiest guy on a CFL team? The Pun-ter of course. Fred ran a marathon with a Bible in his hands. Now his Psalms are all sweaty. I can always thicken soup without flour. But I will roux the day I can’t.