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  Why does the radio stop the music to tell you they have non-stop music? When you knock, you are essentially punching someone's house until they let you in. Asking for someone's name is weird... Basically: "what noise should I make to get your attention" Someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves.

 

 

  Fred used to be a fisherman. But couldn't find his reel purpose. The inventors of the brochure have sadly passed away. RIP Pam Flett, and her husband, Lee. Fred tested his friend Pascal to see if he could explain a partial vacuum. He said that's a low bar. Birthday balloons are weird - like Happy Birthday, here is a plastic sack of my breath.

 

 

from vince   Fred keeps having this terrifying dream that he’s stuck on ice and people keep throwing stones at him. It’s a recurling nightmare. According to a poll that was recently conducted. The lightning rod works. Einstein developed a theory about space. People said it was about time too.