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Fred decided to unclog, clean and polish his kitchen sink this morning. The experience was both draining and reflective. Fred was walking along the beach and swears he heard the coastline LAUGHING at him. Littoral Lols. Fred started working at a company that makes nooses. He's finally getting the hang of it. Fred threw his extra pastry to a couple of pigeons in the park today. He filled two birds with one scone.
For sale- George Foreman grill and Muhammad Ali's best fights DVD. Both boxed. Fred said that he contracted trauma induced dyslexia. After he was threatened by a man with a gnu. Fred has a bad stuttering problem. By the time he told us his Nana died, we were all singing "Hey Jude". I’m branching out, but I’m worried if I tell a joke about a tree, it’ll leave you stumped.
AMD just challenged nVidia to a game of hockey. It's expected to be extra chippy. The days are getting noticeably longer now. This is the season to see sun. Fred started to read a book about mazes. He got lost in the first chapter. A one L Lama is a religious leader. A two LL Llama is a humped animal. What is a three L lama? A really big fire in Boston.
