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  Two of the newer muppet figures work in a crematorium. Burnt and Urny . I read a very long article on Japanese sword fighting. Allow me to Samurais it for you. The pasta business used to be a serious process of making long, straight noodles. Then a fusilli guys changed everything. Fred has been trying not to speak with a twang anymore. He's going through withdrawls.

 

 

 Fred used to work at the Mint. You could say he made money for a living. Fred saw damage on a boat as it was leaving harbour. Now it has to be reported. Fred saw a police horse that had a dodgy shoe. It was going good clop, bad clop. Fred can't even count all the times he failed math at school.

 

 

  Fred made a graph of all his past relationships. It has an ex-axis and a why- axis. Fred's wife said she’s thinking about writing a book. He told her it was a novel idea. A paper towel is a weapon of mess destruction. Which font do they use on Wikipedia? The font of all knowledge.