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Fred has kept hisNew Year’s resolution for a month and is doing crunches twice a day… Captain Crunch in the morning and Nestlé Crunch in the afternoon. The wittiest guy on a CFL team? The Pun-ter of course. Fred ran a marathon with a Bible in his hands. Now his Psalms are all sweaty. I can always thicken soup without flour. But I will roux the day I can’t.
Gordisms....
Vertistop: when the room stops spinning. Fred was worried that Ozempic wouldn’t work. But it’s taken a great weight off his shoulders. Someone tried to steal Fred's phone, but failed to realize a policeman had witnessed everything. They robbed him the wrong way. A barista ruined my fancy coffee, it tasted like leather slippers. What a mocha-sin.
When you shouldn't be wearing a thong in public...
The 🍔 and chips will help her lose some weight....