Another candidate for joke of the year....
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Gordisms....
Fred bought a book that said it could be read in pitch black darkness. It was a light read. If you're feeling unattractive, consider buying a wig… It’s a look that anyone can pull off. What do midwives do? They help people out. Fred has been working on a joke about Pythagoras... But he just can't find the right angle.
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ONE spelling mistake can ruin your entire marriage. Fred accidentally messaged his wife "I'm having a great time. I wish you were her”. Why doesn't Istanbul have a Royal family? Because they... can't stand a noble. Apparently there’s a new fetish where you inflate farm animals with helium. Well, whatever floats your goat. The last Czar thought that the Russian revolution... ...was just a load of Bolshevik.
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Being a cellist is awesome. You take a bow before performing and then take a bow after performing. Fred tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention dressed as the doctor but the security guards suspected that he wasn't the real McCoy. Fred got into an altercation with a tailor. Fred's balloon elephant wouldn’t fit in the back seat of the car so he had to pop the trunk.