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A store in town is selling pillow covers for $50 each! What a sham. Fred asked the librarian if they had a series of books on amplifiers, and she replied yes what volume would you like . The industrial site that always smells the strongest? The ol’ factory. Fred has a friend who always manages to mess up every situation. Ms. Handel.
Fred changed his social media username to “no one” That way, when he reacts to a friend’s post, they’ll receive a notification that “No one likes this.” Sigmund Frued once accidentally showed up to a party in his mother's nightgown. It was a Frudean Slip. People aren't interested in having garage sales these days.. But they're dying to have Estate Sales. Fred put a wooden desk and a blackboard in his living room. You know, just to make it more classy...
A boring day for a journalist in Norway’s capital? Oslo news day. Fred thought they spelled "LICKER STORE" wrong, Until He saw that all they sold were Ice Cream Cones, Envelopes, Stamps and Puppies. Fred couldn't go to the innuendo seminar so he entered his friend instead. Chemistry jokes can be funny periodically, but physics jokes have more potential.