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A local hospital was having trouble with their website. They paged the url-ologist. Why do people say "be there or be square". Because if you're not there, you're not a-round. Electric eels can only swim with the current. Swimming against it has too much resistance. If you bump your head on a coffee maker. will it leave a brews?
Fred crashed his Mini Countryman… He's now re-Cooper-ating. Fred tried making a volcano-themed cake. It was a recipe for disaster, and he blew his top when it failed. Fred knows some people who like to dress up as German philosophers. That's a pretty Nietzsche hobby. What'd the shirt say to the pants? 'Sup, britches?
Somebody stole my fluorescent jacket. They can run, but they can't hide. When Fred's wife wanted to add more stuffing to our pillows, he told her it wasn’t necessary. But she doubled down. Fred took his kids on a trip in a camper van and all they kept asking was.. RV there yet? Fred was gonna tell a railroad joke… But he lost his train of thought.
