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 During the Norman conquest, William's army carried very little equipment. Just the Bayeux necessities. Fred always wanted to learn to juggle. He just had never had the balls to try it. Fred has a bad habit of running red lights. He really needs to stop. Fred's cat loves stormy weather When it rains, it purrs.

 

from gilles...  

 

  When your immune system fights off a bacterial infection, it can form a localized pocket of pus.  There's no need to abscess over it. Everyone loves the cartoon dog Scooby... ...but we RARELY hear about his brothers Whoopdee, YabbaDabba and Nocan. Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone with no dressing. The London Symphony Orchestra was shut down due to a lightning strike. It went straight for the conductor.

 

 

  Why does the radio stop the music to tell you they have non-stop music? When you knock, you are essentially punching someone's house until they let you in. Asking for someone's name is weird... Basically: "what noise should I make to get your attention" Someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves.