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The makers of ex-lax are looking for a band to promote their product. Fred suggested The Go-Go's. How do they welcome new members at a nudist colony? With a bare hug. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers. I’ve never seen the inside of my ears with my own eyes, but I’ve heard good things.
Fred called the Wildlife Hotline. Was told to push 3 for Bird life, push 4 for Fish life, or hold on for Deer life. How do flat earthers travel? On a plane. Fred drives trucks during the day and leads an orchestra at night. That makes him a semiconductor. A phlebotomist, a physical trainer, and a wedding cake designer formed a band They are called Blood, Sweat, and Tiers.
It is difficult to tell the complete history of Japan. You can only Samurais it. I have been reading up on decolonization. Honestly, it's unsettling. Fred did his first nude painting yesterday… His neighbours weren't happy but his front door looks great. Family generations successively having fewer and fewer kids is called a receding heirline.
