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  Fred, feeling very depressed, said the only thing that would make him feel better is a puppy. That is his cry for whelp. My boss once gave me an average rating, I said "that's mean". Fred opened up a deer cloning business... His goal is to make a quick buck, and maybe a little doe on the side. Fred read a book on confirmation-bias. At first he thought it was trying to spread lies, but by the end he was damn sure of it.
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  Fred is addicted to soft cheeses. He needs to get into briehab. A proctologist stopped breathing during a colonoscopy. He was assfixiated. The former Pfizer building NYC is falling down. And not one structural engineer suggests a blue pill. Fred is writing a joke about a slight breeze. But it’s just a draft right now.
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  A wanna be music composer committed suicide. He didn't even leave a note. The highest religious festival in the Islamic Republic of Japan? Ramendan. Cells multiply by dividing. What do you call it when someone asks you something in a pleading way? Begging the question.

hilarious.....

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17hmsmTPoq/   from steve...
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