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  Fred has published an album of his favorite bird songs that he's recorded. He's calling it his Greatest Tits. Fred is trying to stay consistent lifting weights. But it's something he keeps picking up then putting back down. Joni Mitchell became a US citizen. She looks at life from both sides now. Fred is a real magician in the kitchen.  When it's time to cook, he disappears.

 

  Fred’s therapist used to be an electrician. He says Fred has a lot of potential, but needs a better outlet. Fred got booed by his family and friends because the fireworks he lit went off in the wrong sequence They were bang out of order. Having a hard time finding a Halloween costume? You can always go as the person you pretend to be on Facebook. I saw an elderly man at the supermarket collecting trolleys. He must have been pushing 70.

 

 

  A cross dressing vampire? Dragula. Okay, maybe Napoleon didn't design his coat.  But he definitely had a hand in it. As you get older you'll realise that you don't look good in certain things anymore. Like photos and mirrors for example. Fred never trusted lizards. Right from the gecko.