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  My foot fell asleep this morning. Guess you could say I was coma-toes. Fred is going out on halloween carrying a hot dog and a beer mug. He'll be Frank and Stein. Fred asked his wife to stop shaking the orange juice before she pours it, but she keeps doing it. He says that it's so damn agitating. Fred's wife decided to try a home birth, unfortunately there were a lot of complications... She had a midwife crisis.

 

 

  Many historians argue that it was the Mongols who set the standard for pillaging an entire city. But it was the Vikings who razed the bar. I got my blood drawn recently. Great artist, niche subject matter. Do the  Japanese drink alcohol for the sake of it? Fred quit being a firefighter due to constant burnout

 

 

  Fred has published an album of his favorite bird songs that he's recorded. He's calling it his Greatest Tits. Fred is trying to stay consistent lifting weights. But it's something he keeps picking up then putting back down. Joni Mitchell became a US citizen. She looks at life from both sides now. Fred is a real magician in the kitchen.  When it's time to cook, he disappears.