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  Fred got an award for his ability to keep secrets. He can’t tell you how much it means to him. Fred's priest has been trying to persuade some new singers to join the church. He's preaching to acquire. What are occasional tables supposed to be the rest of the time? Fred heard an infectious disease specialist on the radio discussing how to prevent Lyme disease this summer. It was his first Tic Talk.

 

 

 Celebrities often use the elevator to avoid the stares. An extra sail was added  to that replica 16th century sailing ship. They wanted to get more miles per galleon. Looking at warships again? You're always naval-gazing.  Fore fathers: Dads who can’t keep the golf ball in the fairway.

 

 

  Fred was reflecting on his first job making french fries in a diner. Sighed and said, "those were the good oil days." Fred is known for his storytelling, and can tell them in sign language. Which is quite handy. I’m vaguely interested in that new documentary about paper fasteners, but I don’t need to see the whole thing. Is anyone able to share one clip? What do you call a waiter that keeps topping off your beverage? Phil.