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Gordisms...
The reason why cats just seem to know how to use a litter box? It's in-stink. Fred's girlfriend dumped him because he was too obsessed with football. He says that they were together for five seasons. I'll tell you what I know about dwarfism... ... very little. If you plan to visit the Horn of Africa, I suggest you practice your dancing ahead of time. You might need to shake Djibouti.
Gordisms...
Fred was attacked by a flock of sheep. Luckily, he was only grazed. Fred said his favorite Star Wars quote was, "Aargh Luke, ye scurvy dog, I be yer father." I think he got a pirated copy. Ziplock started making underwear. Fred tried a pair but found they were just a little baggy. Last night Fred dreamt hat he was a jack-in-the-box. Woke up cranky.
Gordisms...
Fred's razor blade company doesn’t make as much money as he had hoped. Even so, He's been able to scrape by. Patient: “Doctor, it’s like my brain has been battered and deep-fried.” Doctor: “How does that make you feel?” Patient: “Pretty tempura-mental.” Fred went to an alarm clock symphony. They kept pushing the start back 10 minutes at a time. Total "snooze" fest. Fred applied for a job preparing sandwiches. But unfortunately the Roll had been filled.
