crotchety ruv

 

  I have a pun about the wind but It blows. It was really just a first draft. You know you are getting old when... ...you're playing slots in a casino and three prunes come up. If you almost die from radiation poisoning, does your half-life flash before your eyes? A drill achieves its goal.. Bit by Bit.

 

 

 

 

 

The phrase "hold your horses" is essentially the same as... "Be stable." I dreamt that I was a vinyl record... I woke up feeling groovy. My therapist told me that I have a problem verbalizing my emotions and I can’t say I’m surprised. Good punctuation is a sentence that's well written and bad punctuation is a sentence that's, well, written.