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Fred changed his social media username to “no one” That way, when he reacts to a friend’s post, they’ll receive a notification that “No one likes this.” Sigmund Frued once accidentally showed up to a party in his mother's nightgown. It was a Frudean Slip. People aren't interested in having garage sales these days.. But they're dying to have Estate Sales. Fred put a wooden desk and a blackboard in his living room. You know, just to make it more classy...
A boring day for a journalist in Norway’s capital? Oslo news day. Fred thought they spelled "LICKER STORE" wrong, Until He saw that all they sold were Ice Cream Cones, Envelopes, Stamps and Puppies. Fred couldn't go to the innuendo seminar so he entered his friend instead. Chemistry jokes can be funny periodically, but physics jokes have more potential.
My wife suggested I compile my dad jokes into a book. Thats a novel idea. The man who invented the guillotine...didn't want to be rich or famous. He was just trying to get a head in life. Fred got fired from the clock factory. He thought putting in "extra hours" was a good thing. An exquisite complaint never gets old. It ages like fine whine.