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  Fred was reflecting on his first job making french fries in a diner. Sighed and said, "those were the good oil days." Fred is known for his storytelling, and can tell them in sign language. Which is quite handy. I’m vaguely interested in that new documentary about paper fasteners, but I don’t need to see the whole thing. Is anyone able to share one clip? What do you call a waiter that keeps topping off your beverage? Phil.

 

 

algae bra In the 1980s, a geologist proposed that earthquakes were caused by electronic dance music. He called his theory plate technotronics. Ancient phoenicians used to raid Egyptian trade ships for their scrolls. This was the first known incidence of papyracy. Why do women prefer rocks to minerals? Because typically, mineral the same. A ballroom is not a very secure location. Anyone can just waltz in there.  

 

 

  Fred got cast in a film about a bakery. It’s not a huge part. Just a small roll. Three hypochondriacs walk into a medical clinic... Doctor: well, well, well. Fred became a vegetarian 3 years ago. Every meal now feels like .. A missed steak. Fred treats his dating life like he does his TV. Rarely turned on with a lot of ghosting.