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  I t's ok to buy a nun a drink occasionally. But just make sure you don't get into the habit. Fred tried to get a date with the world's most beautiful sniper. But, he knew from the beginning it was a long shot. Have you heard of the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again? DJ Vu. I remember when I read the dictionary as a kid. It was a defining moment in my childhood.

 

 

  When Fred complained that there were no more spots left on the archery team, someone suggested that maybe he should pull some strings. How can you tell when a man is ready to be a dad? If his girlfriend or wife says "I'm pregnant" and he says "Hi pregnant i'm dad". Fred's car payments are withdrawn from his bank account every month. He set it up for auto pay. Fred was going to be a racecar driver… But didn’t stay on track.

 

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  Fred quit his job as a lawyer to become a dog breeder. He prefers boxers over briefs. Fred wanted a new button-up sweater for his birthday. But all he got was a card again. In both grilling and mentoring ... ... a "well done" should not be rare. Fred watched a video about an indigenous Native American tribe. It was on Ute Tube Fred bought some old time pieces at an estate sale, but they were all missing the hour and minute hands. A very strange secondhand watch collection. Fred's neighbour got hooked on protein powder. In the end, she passed a whey. A failed vegetable farmer became a rap artist. He had some sick beets. Deafness is becoming a problem for me. I never thought I'd hear myself say that.