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  Fred got a good deal on some scrap metal. It was a steel. Fredhasn’t been allowed back on a cruise ship. Ever since that whole ‘poop deck’ misunderstanding. Fred was bored so he swapped a few chocolate bars into different wrappers. His wife wasn't amused... She got her snickers in a twix. When a new dock is constructed, it’s required to undergo a rigorous inspection. It’s part of the pier review process.

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  A short person who enjoys good food? Gastrognome. Are bear claw pastries made from scratch? Neil DIamond has listed his vintage corvette on ebay. It's a sweet car online. Fred tried origami for a while, but stopped. It was too much paperwork.

 

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  Fred's dad sold abacuses for a living during the sixties... He was part of the counter culture. The song that Freudian psychoanalysts hate the most? Forever Jung. I hired a translator while traveling in Scandinavia. The guy was so good he could Finnish my sentences. Fred was trying to put a new hole in his leather belt, but wasn't able to, Despite giving it his awl.