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  You occupy space and have mass… You matter. There is a new Christopher Nolan movie. They say you odda see it. The CIA has a new program to recruit janitors. Rumour has it that they're looking for sweeper agents. Fred's wife divorced him for medical reasons. Said she was sick of him.

 

 

  Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Fred tried to get a part-time job at the circus, but he couldn't juggle it with other responsibilities. Fred isn’t the world’s greatest proctologist. But he's often right up there. If members of two different gangs look almost identical to each-other do we call them doppelgänger bangers?

do we really need the sign?....  

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  There was a cowboy who really sang well. He had great range. Electricians make terrible sailors. They’re always running a ground, but they can navigate the current. Home run derby pitchers get a lot of criticism for using those protection nets… But they stand behind their decision. Why did the Norse lightning god have to put down his hammer? He had a Thor thumb