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Fred's kids made a PowerPoint to convince him to take them to the waterpark.. It had several slides. Fred was always taking the restaurants he worked for to court. He was a sue chef. Fred was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. His wife says he's good people. My homeopath gave me too many laxatives. Now I've got herbal diarrhea.
A sales guy kept being very pushy so Fred yelled, “Non!” “Nyet!” “Nein!” But he wouldn’t take No foreign answer. Fred entered a fancy dress competition wearing a giraffe costume. He lost, but walked away with his head held high. Fred decided to quit telling jokes. Sometimes it makes him feel funny. Fred bought shares in Comedy Central. It turned out to be the laughing stock of his portfolio.
Apparently, some people are starting up a javelin club in my city. Does anyone know who's spearheading the operation? Barn owls got very excited when the first barn was built. If you are always straightening things, you have OCD but, if you are always eating things, then you have OBCD. Reproduction is like roulette with your genes
