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  After years of being an addict, Fred checked himself into Waltzers anonymous. It's a three step program. It's hard to play poker with an origami expert. They always fold. You don't have to be faster than the bear. You just have to be faster than anyone else on the hike. Fred's wife insisted that they didn't need to spend money to hire someone to help her through her pregnancy, but now she is having a midwife crisis.

 

 

  Fred changes the wheels on cars for a living. It's tiresome work. Fred bought a lambswool sweater online, but it was a fake. He got fleeced. He feels very sheepish now. Fred is having a problem remembering how to fix his digestive  problems. He thinks it has to do with his medicine called milk of amnesia. Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78. That's got to be a record.

 

 

  The ancient Romans painted their arena vibrantly. That's why they called it the colourseum. Some people have a bus stop fetish. It's how they get off. There are many books  based on an evil governments with thought police. Estimates put it anywhere from 451 to 1984. A lot of people text while driving. I’m not excusing it, but we’ve all done things we regret when we’re drunk.