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  Fred found it difficult to carry around his pickleball equipment. It was cucumbersome. The worst season to go rock climbing? Fall. Australia's becoming the most popular place for people with bladder issues. It’s definitely the in continent right now. Fred's wife wanted a diamond necklace, but he gave her one with a black gemstones. She said that’s onyx-eptable.

 

 

  Fred's first day at the shoe store went great, but he discovered he has a very specific fetish. He got off on the right foot. Fred has a joke about a three legged horse. But it's pretty lame. A guy who wishes it was Passover every day? Matzochist. Caveman discovers weed.... Caveman discovers fire.... Stoned Age begins…

 

 

  My wife says I’m getting fat, but in my defense.. I’ve had a lot on my plate lately. Fred just got back from his plastic surgery support group. Said there were a lot of new faces there. Fred had a hearty tomato soup the other day, but everyone kept calling it a Bloody Mary. When you join a Tourette's support group... Do they have to swear you in?