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  Never trust double entendres. They might sneak innuendo. Fred thinks people will laugh at how ugly his luggage is. I told him he shouldn't worry about the worst case scenario. Fred went to  the doctor about his obsessive bragging and was prescribed an anti-boasting cream ...... Fred can't wait to rub it in. My folks once took me to a restaurant where you could dunk your food in melted cheese. I look back on it now with fondue memories.

 

 

  The difference between a device you make calls on and getting hoisted by your own petard? One is a cell phone, the other is a self-own. Fred accidentally put the dishwashing detergent up on the top shelf. It made his wife jump for joy. What kind of pants would a ghost hunter wear? Just a paranormal jeans. Between Fred and his wife, Fred is the only one who gambles on horse races. You could say he is her bettor half.

 

 

  Sausages shouldn’t have a ‘Best By’ date. They should have a ‘Wurst By’ date. There’s been considerable debate about whether you can or can’t hurry love. The case will soon be heard by The Supremes Court. If  you eat too many edibles, you'll get a pot belly. A seamstress quit her job to pursue a career in music. Now she's a Singer/Songwriter.... Or sew it seams.