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  Fred's wife lost her dictionary. He tried comforting her, but his words seem to have no meaning to her now. When Fred was asked to give his thoughts on his own mortality. He cleared his throat and then said “I’ll pass”. Fred started a business to weigh very tiny items. It’s a very small scale operation. Fred asked for a seat swap on his flight to get away from a crying baby. Turns out that’s frowned upon when it’s your baby.

 

 

  Did you know that dog catchers. ….. Are paid by the pound. However you feel about hitchhiking... It gets a Thumbs Up from me. Fred fell into a coal pit. Don’t worry, he only suffered miner injuries. There is a book about the world’s greatest basement. It's a best cellar.