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  Fred's wife lost her dictionary. He tried comforting her, but his words seem to have no meaning to her now. When Fred was asked to give his thoughts on his own mortality. He cleared his throat and then said “I’ll pass”. Fred started a business to weigh very tiny items. It’s a very small scale operation. Fred asked for a seat swap on his flight to get away from a crying baby. Turns out that’s frowned upon when it’s your baby.

 

 

  Did you know that dog catchers. ….. Are paid by the pound. However you feel about hitchhiking... It gets a Thumbs Up from me. Fred fell into a coal pit. Don’t worry, he only suffered miner injuries. There is a book about the world’s greatest basement. It's a best cellar.

 

 

  Fred got an award for his ability to keep secrets. He can’t tell you how much it means to him. Fred's priest has been trying to persuade some new singers to join the church. He's preaching to acquire. What are occasional tables supposed to be the rest of the time? Fred heard an infectious disease specialist on the radio discussing how to prevent Lyme disease this summer. It was his first Tic Talk.