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  You call them Sleeveless Shirts… …I call them Ampu-Tees Albert Einstein died from a blood clot in the brain. It was a stroke of genius. Fred wrote several  books about yogurt. He truly is a man of culture. Fred said that restaurant toilets are dangerous. All his dates disappear in them.

 

 

  Fred's dog is always conflicted about wanting the ball to be thrown but also not giving up the ball... It's a real Fetch 22 . Fred went camping to relax. He didn't realize it would be in tents. I’ve had my filling of dentists jokes… …and optometrist jokes are even cornea.  If you're naked in public and the elevator doesn't work, you'll encounter stairs.

 

 

  When Fred was younger he had a job as a store window mannequin. He held that position for a long time. Fred sells blinds. Mostly under the table — it’s a shady business. Never rub avocados in your eyes. You could get guacoma. Making coffee from beans is a real grind.