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Before you tour a cookie factory, are you asked to sign a wafer? Fred met his future wife at the camera factory where they both worked. They just clicked. Have you heard about the celiac masochist? A real gluten for punishment. A man fell into a huge tank of manure, died and his body sank to the bottom. His family decided to leave him there since he was already in turd.
While many of us complain about life in general and the cost of living. I am sitting on a couch that costs $3,500. Lovely and cool in front of an air-con unit costing $2,300. Watching the latest film on a 70" smart TV that costs $4,000. Right now, I'm happy, with no worries and not a care in the world. Not even the employees at Leon’s, who keep asking me to leave can spoil my day........ from gilles...
There is an event open to female roofing contractors this week. All the shingle ladies will be there. I didn't think it was a good idea when my wife put a mirror at the end of a long hallway. But upon further reflection... Feeling a little paranoid?? Remember you are not alone.. An old cowboy had such bad saddle sores… …he had to move into ass-cysted living.
Fred was going to try starting an all-almond diet. But he realized that's just nuts. Chicken Pot Pie. Fred's 3 favorite things. A gardener went crazy. She was hearing voices in her shed. No matter where Fred goes he brings his ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if he plays an instrument, He says...“I play a little guitar"
