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from vince...  

Every time Fred gets stressed, he blurts out 7! 23!! 9! It's a very odd reaction. Fred's kids asked why he brags about how amazing he was at Hide and Seek when he was young. Truth is… He peeked in high school. Everyone knows about famous painter Bob Ross but few have heard about his brother... Albert who was famous for his 6 foot wingspan. The difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant? Vietnamese restaurants are pho profit, Indian are naan profit  

 

 

  Fred decided to unclog, clean and polish his kitchen sink this morning. The experience was both draining and reflective. Fred was walking along the beach and swears he heard the coastline LAUGHING at him. Littoral Lols. Fred started working at a company that makes nooses. He's finally getting the hang of it. Fred threw his extra pastry to a couple of pigeons in the park today.  He filled two birds with one scone.

 

 

  For sale- George Foreman grill and Muhammad Ali's best fights DVD. Both boxed. Fred said that he contracted trauma induced dyslexia. After he was threatened by a man with a gnu. Fred has a bad stuttering problem. By the time he told us his Nana died, we were all singing "Hey Jude". I’m branching out, but I’m worried if I tell a joke about a tree, it’ll leave you stumped.