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I never sent a pun about guns... But I'll give it a shot. The escargot race went down to the wire. It was a snail-biter. Fred was planning on getting the mower out, but his wife was in a good mood. So he told her to put on the lawngerie. Vegan: The chicken you're eating had a family. Me: That's why I ordered the family bucket, no-one gets left behind.
Usain Bolt could be the next US president. His name even begins with USA. He just needs to run for office. It's impossible to lose a homing pigeon If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon. Fred worked for only one day at a perfume factory...made no scents at all. Fred's boss gave both his grown kids cushy management positions where all they have to do is sleep all day. It’s blatant nepotism.
