When you shouldn't be wearing a thong in public...
The 🍔 and chips will help her lose some weight....
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Gordisms....
Fred's wife said that she wants to go to Ecuador to try a carb-free diet. He told her to try Quito. Only drink raw milk from free range cows. It has been pasture-ized. Running into stationary objects can be painful... According to a recent pole. What does a blindfold do? Clothes your eyes.
Gordisms....
Fred bought a book that said it could be read in pitch black darkness. It was a light read. If you're feeling unattractive, consider buying a wig… It’s a look that anyone can pull off. What do midwives do? They help people out. Fred has been working on a joke about Pythagoras... But he just can't find the right angle.
