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  Morticians and  electricians have one thing in common. They're both shocked when they touch a live one . It feels amazing to walk in a store and buy whatever you please.. Thank you dollar store! Not sure if a colonoscopy is the most painful medical procedure but it's right up there. Its bad luck to be superstitious.
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  Some things are better left unsaid. I usually remember this right after I say them. Fred only watches videos about dwarves, gnomes and goblins. He's addicted to short-form content. If you want a job in the hand lotion industry, the best advice Is to apply daily. An Irish grandmother with heart issues? Angie O’Gram.
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religion....😕

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  “Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.”  – Doug Larson
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  Golf: The art of playing fetch with myself. Fred isn't just a locksmith, he is also a great mentor. He opens a lot of doors for people. Fred got into mountain climbing just so he could get to the top of the world… and take a peak. Fred meant to download a calendar app for his phone, but downloaded a colander app instead. Now his battery keeps draining
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