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  There once were three medieval squires: one who wore the skin of a lion, one who wore the skin of an elephant, and one who wore the skin of a hippo. The first two squires were jealous of the third squire and wanted the hippo skin for themselves. So, the first two squires sent their sons to assassinate the third squire, but the third squire drew his sword and single-handedly slaughtered them, proving once and for all that the squire of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squires of the other two hides.