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The main river in Berlin has claimed several lives in recent weeks. German police, apparently unaware of the irony, call it a killing Spree. Fred was walking to his friend's house the other day When he got to the golf course, it was obvious there was still a fairway to go. Fred's boss at the dry cleaners said they had to rush the next batch. They had a pressing order. If a tomb is pronounced "toom" and a womb is pronounced "woom," why isn't a bomb pronounced "boom?"
A dairy farmer who was labeling his low-fat milk as whole milk. He was skimming. Amazon tried to sell log cabins but it didn’t go well. It’s really a cottage industry. Once you hire a company to assemble your books, there’s no turning back. You’re in a binding agreement. Fred asked a barista why she was wearing a surgical mask. She replied "I'm not, it's a coughy filter" .
They just bombed a clothing factory in the middle east. Casual tees have been reported. An Australian kid told herdad that she failed her exam in Aboriginal music. Her dad took her hand and asked, "Didja redo it?" I could go on and on about my bad luck with Scandinavian cars... ...but this isn't the place to share Saab stories. Fred's wife slipped on a marble staircase while on holiday. He reminded her about Trip Advisor, it didn’t go down well.