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From Gord....

  Whenever I see a warning label on peanut butter saying it may contain peanuts, I understand why aliens don't visit us anymore. Fred got a robotic lawnmower. Now heI only handles edge cases. Fred is a flat earther. Though he prefers I use the term bulldozer operator. Fred imagined a machine which could lessen sudden high-velocity incidents of wind.  He never pursued it, though, because he found the whole idea disgusting.
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From Gord....

  My GPS app never apologizes if it errs. It has a bad latitude. What did the American, British, and Scottish person talk about? None of them know. Strange that the gene for male-pattern baldness is passed through the mom. It’s all about ‘hair’-itability. What do ATMs and addicts have in common? Both experience withdrawals.
  Fred opened a bakery for pessimists. Everything is half-baked. When southerners move out of the South do they go through withdrawl? My wife hates the sound of squeezing water from a towel. But if you ask me, it has a nice wring to it. Are people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop? From Gord....
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  Fred used to date a woman named Amanda Lin. Lovely girl, just a bit highly strung. Trump is rooting for the Spurs at the NBA Finals. They're what kept him out of Vietnam. Fred's son's soccer team is named the Numerators. They're at the top of the division. If at first you don’t succeed, try playing second base. From Gord....
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