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  Fred was thinking about getting a job on a fishing boat. But the guy doing the hiring said there's a catch. Geriatric Jokes. Get old after a while... People say there’s something religious about Fred's look. That's probably because he's cross-eyed. Did you hear about the criminal with a jurisprudence kink? He got off on a technicality.

 

 

 

 

  Residents wanted to build a town square. They were told it was implazable. Fred is very conservative. He won’t even wear sunscreen because it says to apply liberally. A plateau is the highest form of flattery. Fred isn't saying that cosmetic surgery cured his depression, but it definitely put a smile on his face.

  Fred never talks about his time as a hang gliding instructor. It’s still a soar subject. Many successful people start their careers waiting tables. It’s a good entrée level job. It's ironic that the word "pacifist"... ... contains a fist. Silence is golden -- unless you have children. Then, silence is suspicious.