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Holygarch: A minister who gets rich off his congregation. I once took a comedy and philosophy course. I laughed way more than I thought. It was just an ordinary day; nothing suggested a disaster. And then Fred's wife asked: "Do I look fat in this dress?" If a person is diagnosed with Kleptomania.... Does the doctor give them something to take?
Real comedians stand up for their jokes. We don’t discover truth—we refine our illusions. The best thing to drink if you are sick? Well water. The world cup is a lot like high school/ Scoring is so rare that when it happens a bunch of guys high five each other while the other side has huge looks of disappointment on their faces.
Fred, feeling very depressed, said the only thing that would make him feel better is a puppy. That is his cry for whelp. My boss once gave me an average rating, I said "that's mean". Fred opened up a deer cloning business... His goal is to make a quick buck, and maybe a little doe on the side. Fred read a book on confirmation-bias. At first he thought it was trying to spread lies, but by the end he was damn sure of it.