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From moe...lmao

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Gordisms....

  Vertistop: when the room stops spinning. Fred was worried that Ozempic wouldn’t work. But it’s taken a great weight off his shoulders. Someone tried to steal Fred's phone, but failed to realize a policeman had witnessed everything. They robbed him the wrong way. A barista ruined my fancy coffee, it tasted like leather slippers. What a mocha-sin.
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 From gilles....

When you shouldn't be wearing a thong in public...

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The 🍔 and chips  will help her lose some weight....  
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Gordisms....

  Fred's wife said that she wants to go to Ecuador to try a carb-free diet. He told her to try Quito. Only drink raw milk from free range cows. It has been pasture-ized. Running into stationary objects can be painful... According to a recent pole. What does a blindfold do? Clothes your eyes.

Another candidate for joke of the year....

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