very true...
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Carpenters who build staircases are good planners. They're always thinking one step ahead. Fred is a SCUBA diver who always takes an extra tank with him. He airs on the side of caution. Inscribed on a dentist's tombstone: I am filling my last cavity, The best pants to wear to go ghost hunting? A paranormal jeans.
Fred used to work as a carpenter for a living... But then he had to quit because he got completely board. Dwarfism isn’t funny. It’s a growing problem. Mistakes are part of the journey... At least when you're not a surgeon. Apparently mime-on-mime violence is a growing concern.. We just never hear about it.
Fred keeps buying shirts with bats on them. He is bat shirt crazy . I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. I am reading Yo-Yo Ma's autobiography. It really has its ups and downs. Fred's church serves noodles for communion. They're the Ramen Catholic.