crotchety ruv

  A wanna be music composer committed suicide. He didn't even leave a note. The highest religious festival in the Islamic Republic of Japan? Ramendan. Cells multiply by dividing. What do you call it when someone asks you something in a pleading way? Begging the question.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17hmsmTPoq/   from steve...

 

  Slashimi: raw fish that's been prepared by a samurai. The difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? One sews what she gathers; the other gathers what she sows. Fred said that his mom and dad were quite the opposite: His mom was always right and his dad left. A tea shipment Fred placed months ago finally arrived. He waited oolong time for it.

 

from vince  

 

  A local hospital was having trouble with their website. They paged the url-ologist. Why do people say "be there or be square". Because if you're not there, you're not a-round. Electric eels can only swim with the current. Swimming against it has too much resistance. If you bump your head on a coffee maker. will it leave a brews?