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  Fred opened a bakery for pessimists. Everything is half-baked. When southerners move out of the South do they go through withdrawl? My wife hates the sound of squeezing water from a towel. But if you ask me, it has a nice wring to it. Are people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop? From Gord....

 

  Fred used to date a woman named Amanda Lin. Lovely girl, just a bit highly strung. Trump is rooting for the Spurs at the NBA Finals. They're what kept him out of Vietnam. Fred's son's soccer team is named the Numerators. They're at the top of the division. If at first you don’t succeed, try playing second base. From Gord....

 

 

 

Scientists have made the world's largest suction cup. Nobody knows how they manage to pull it off. Midwives deserve our appreciation. They help people out. Fred broke up with his girlfriend because she had bad breath. It just wasn't mint to be. Fred wanted to marry a woman who is a Carbon 14 expert, but all she wanted to do was date. From Gord...