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  Fred's theft remains undetected. He stole a board game from his sister, she has no Clue. Fred spent ten minutes on a machine in the gym and then threw up. The machine did have a great range of chocolate and chips, though. Fred joined a gym and they put him on a resistance training program. It's going really well. So far he has resisted training every day this week. Ever wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water? Just read the name backwards.

 

 

  On a dark dessert highway I have? Cool whip in my hair. Have you noticed that when a defibrillator fails, nobody is shocked? If you're dating someone who doesn't like Star Wars, you're looking for love in Alderaan places. And if you do find someone who likes Star Wars, you can tell them, "Yoda one for me!" Fred tried a new recipe today: Skirt Steak, Eye of Newt, Pinto Beans, Wool of Bat, Chili Powder, Scale of Dragon... He just LOVES Hex-Mex.

 

 

  Fred's wife begged him to stop quoting Rolling Stones song titles every time they spoke. He said OK, this will be The Last Time. If Dr Dre was a real doctor… He would perform hip hoperations. If asbestos is that bad, I’d hate to see what asworstos does to you.