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  Sausages shouldn’t have a ‘Best By’ date. They should have a ‘Wurst By’ date. There’s been considerable debate about whether you can or can’t hurry love. The case will soon be heard by The Supremes Court. If  you eat too many edibles, you'll get a pot belly. A seamstress quit her job to pursue a career in music. Now she's a Singer/Songwriter.... Or sew it seams.

 

 

  Although it can't be proven, it's widely accepted that Euclid had a storage space at the top of his house. It's considered axiom attic. Fred never thought Phil Collins would get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame... ...but he did. Against all odds. Fred is a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving him LEGOs for his birthday. He just doesn’t know what to make of it. Fred is writing a textbook about the composition of the bodies of pasture animals. He'll call it Graze Anatomy.

 

 

  Fred was disappointed when the doctor said he’d need a gastroscopy. That was hard to swallow. Fred wanted to start a new diet. But he has too much on his plate right now. Fred says his wife treats him like God. Ignores him until she wants something. Fred refused to believe he was gay AND dyslexic. Then he realised he was in daniel.