Fred's wife spent 20 minutes telling a story about an 8-foot scarf she knitted. It was a long yarn. Where do you find Bigfoot in the library? In the large print section. Fred went to a Mongolian convention. It was a Genghis Con. Rice-shaped pasta? Doesn't exist. Orzo I thought.
What’s good for a hangover? Drinking heavily the night before. Fred's aviation teacher is very easy to understand. He always uses plane language. Where do bank robbers buy their getaway cars? At the flee market. Hitchhiking, the original Uber.
