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  Fred thought he was good at the dice table … but he wasn’t great shakes. I've always wondered if Popeyes chicken ….. is made with Olive Oil? Fred always had a strong desire to make shows for television . But he never acted on it. Fred  was attacked with a bowling ball, but he’s ok.... His life was spared...

 

 

  A pharmacist spilled Pepto Bismol on the pharmacy floor. He got the pink slip. Fred memorized six pages of the dictionary. He learned next to nothing. Fred started to write a drinking song, but got confused after the first few bars... Mr. Information got divorced. Apparently everyone was spreading Ms. Information.

 

 

  Argentina crossed every line in the World Cup final. Well, every one except the goal line. Fred was warned not to  invest in the lollipop business... That market is for suckers. Fred tried to walk like an Egyptian.. Now he needs a Cairo Practor.. Fred got hospitalized for being cringe. They put him in the awk ward.