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  Are  people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop? Please do not accept a friend request from my parents. They have been hacked.  -Lizzie Borden Fred asked a car dealership what his car was worth. They asked if the fuel tank was full or empty. Try being minimalist, it's the least you can do.

 

 

  A social media app for older single women: Spinstergram. Fred’s wife  said she's leaving him because of his obsession with CB Radios. He thinks it's over, over. There's a nudist convention in town this weekend, I might go if I've got nothing on. Compasses are easy to use become they come with directions.

 

 

  Fred is writing  a magical fairy-tale about lawsuits. It starts… “One subpoena time, in a land far far away…” Fred  saw a video on YouTube last night about a guy who made a timepiece for your wrist out of granite. It was a hard watch. Bee it ever so bumble… …there is no place like comb. The best way to embarrass a psychic? Throw them a surprise party

 

  Fred spent $150 on a belt that doesn't fit. Big waist. Plumbers are the sneakiest people. They’re always snaking around. Fred tried to get into origami to practice patience and mindfulness.  As usual, he folded under pressure. I'm at the age where I appreciate a nice handrail.