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  A short person who enjoys good food? Gastrognome. Are bear claw pastries made from scratch? Neil DIamond has listed his vintage corvette on ebay. It's a sweet car online. Fred tried origami for a while, but stopped. It was too much paperwork.

 

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  Fred's dad sold abacuses for a living during the sixties... He was part of the counter culture. The song that Freudian psychoanalysts hate the most? Forever Jung. I hired a translator while traveling in Scandinavia. The guy was so good he could Finnish my sentences. Fred was trying to put a new hole in his leather belt, but wasn't able to, Despite giving it his awl.

 

 

  She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. Fred's wife insists on being the one that does their taxes. She's Intuit. Fred recently started teaching arithmetic to midgets.. He says it's important to make the little things count. Fred has been dating an entomologist for a few months now. She still gives him butterflies.