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  The phenomenon where you think something is repeating but you are bad at recognizing faces? Déjà who? A local pharmacy is having a clearance sale on laxatives. Everything must go! Fred said his job at the zoo isn’t easy. It is quite difficult to ignore the elephant in the room. Fred  had to cancel his surfing lessons. Luckily the fee was waved.

 

 

 

  A chicken has laid the world's tiniest egg… Farmers say that's gonna be hard to beat. Some chocolate factory workers started a hip-hop group. They called themselves The Candy Bar Rappers. Fred is no expert on masturbation, but he holds his own. Envelopes carry letters but without an address it takes one to no one.

 

 

  Fred had an obsessed girlfriend once, she looked at him and all she saw was diamonds and rubies. Her name was Gemini. People who cannot tell the difference between etymology and entomology…. …bug me in a way I cannot put into words. Shotgun wedding: A wife or death situation. Fred is a bankrupt historian. His business lies in ruins. He tried pivoting to archaeology but his business model was already in a state of decay.