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Gordisms...
Fred's razor blade company doesn’t make as much money as he had hoped. Even so, He's been able to scrape by. Patient: “Doctor, it’s like my brain has been battered and deep-fried.” Doctor: “How does that make you feel?” Patient: “Pretty tempura-mental.” Fred went to an alarm clock symphony. They kept pushing the start back 10 minutes at a time. Total "snooze" fest. Fred applied for a job preparing sandwiches. But unfortunately the Roll had been filled.
Gordisms....
Fred's wife was surprised to learn that his blood runs orange instead of red. She didn’t realize he had carroted arteries. If you want to be a good photographer… You have to stay focussed. I suffered a brain injury that means I’m unable to express negative thoughts effectively, but otherwise things are pretty good. I can’t complain. When Fred first met his wife, they loved talking with each other about plants. That’s how he knew they’d have a fuchsia together.
Gordisms....
Fred made it to the Origami Finals. He folded under pressure. Bugs Bundy: notorious cartoon serial killer. Opinions are divided, but not all math puns are bad. Just sum. Fred works at the Viagra factory and didn't get fired for stealing... In fact, he got a raise.
