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Fred was fishing last week and 200 yards of fishing line disconnected from his fishing rod. It was truly an unreel experience. Fred said, "Can I ask a stupid question?" And I replied, "Better than anyone I know." Fred bought a box of animal crackers yesterday but had to take them back. The seal was broken. Botanists crossed four leaf clovers with poison ivy. Touch it for a rash of good luck.
Holygarch: A minister who gets rich off his congregation. I once took a comedy and philosophy course. I laughed way more than I thought. It was just an ordinary day; nothing suggested a disaster. And then Fred's wife asked: "Do I look fat in this dress?" If a person is diagnosed with Kleptomania.... Does the doctor give them something to take?
Real comedians stand up for their jokes. We don’t discover truth—we refine our illusions. The best thing to drink if you are sick? Well water. The world cup is a lot like high school/ Scoring is so rare that when it happens a bunch of guys high five each other while the other side has huge looks of disappointment on their faces.