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  I’m going to be on the tv show ‘hoarders’. I won’t tell you what happens though, I don’t like giving stuff away. Fred and his longtime girlfriend split up after they both completed a half marathon. At least they had a good run. The music genre that most chiropractors listen to? Hip-Pop. The hardest part of remote work is convincing your neighbors you aren't actually unemployed.

 

 

  Fred studied pun making in college. He majored in sighcology . Fred started a counterfeit company. It was slow at first but now he's making good money. There is a new restaurant in town called Karma. There's no menu, you get what you deserve. You would not have to manage your anger if people would manage their stupidity.

 

 

  What do you call getting coerced into doing something by a Frenchman? Pierre pressure. Fred tried to write a joke about double entendres… But he couldn’t quite put it to bed. Fred has a new job - trying to find the smallest species of Ursus. To be honest he does the bear minimum. Fred couldn't get cell phone reception while visiting the cemetery. It was a dead zone.