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  Fred cooked a steak for Father's Day but it fell on the ground. Ended up eating ground beef. Fred's wife tried to beat him at scrabble .. But he wooden letter. Electricians have to strip to make Ends meet. Fred lived in a houseboat moored next to his best friend's houseboat. Eventually they drifted apart.

 

 

  Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. The news agency that has the best coverage of the Reflecting Pool controversy? Algae-zeera. What do you call an acting job where you are killed by an alligator? A death role. He's so dumb, I gave him a penny for his thoughts and got change back