crotchety ruv

 

  Fred was so sick of the preacher haranguing him from the podium that Fred took his lectern. It was time to take a stand. Why did Darth Vader wear black robes like a nun? Force of habit. Fred forgot to hire an editor for his brain-teaser book… It was riddled with errors. To everyone who said Fred would never become a journalist: He's got news for you.

 

 

  If you get the opportunity to become a Gregorian monk... ...take the chants seriously. William Shatner's new line of womens' lingerie has been tanking in sales. There were probably better names than Shatner Panties. Fred's job as a customs officer is really affecting his health. All those seizures. There is a promising new treatment for Lycanthropy In clinical trials, it has had a de-monsterable effect.

 

 

  Fred thought he was good at the dice table … but he wasn’t great shakes. I've always wondered if Popeyes chicken ….. is made with Olive Oil? Fred always had a strong desire to make shows for television . But he never acted on it. Fred  was attacked with a bowling ball, but he’s ok.... His life was spared...