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  They just bombed a clothing factory in the middle east. Casual tees have been reported. An Australian kid told herdad that she failed her exam in Aboriginal music. Her dad  took her hand and asked, "Didja redo it?" I could go on and on about my bad luck with Scandinavian cars... ...but this isn't the place to share Saab stories. Fred's wife slipped on a marble staircase while on holiday. He reminded her about Trip Advisor, it didn’t go down well.
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  Where do you find a murder of crows? Wherever there is probable caws. I went to see a play about fly fishing. The cast was amazing. I had amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
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  Fred was thinking about getting a job on a fishing boat. But the guy doing the hiring said there's a catch. Geriatric Jokes. Get old after a while... People say there’s something religious about Fred's look. That's probably because he's cross-eyed. Did you hear about the criminal with a jurisprudence kink? He got off on a technicality.
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