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 from vince...

  Fred called the Wildlife Hotline. Was told to push 3 for Bird life, push 4 for Fish life, or hold on for Deer life. How do flat earthers travel? On a plane. Fred drives trucks during the day and leads an orchestra at night. That makes him a semiconductor. A phlebotomist, a physical trainer, and a wedding cake designer formed a band They are called Blood, Sweat, and Tiers.

 

 

  It is difficult to tell the complete history of Japan. You can only Samurais it. I have been reading up on decolonization. Honestly, it's unsettling. Fred did his first nude painting yesterday… His neighbours weren't happy but his front door looks great. Family generations successively having fewer and fewer kids is called a receding heirline.

 

 

  Fred was a teacher who either would teach, or he would not. He was full of taughtologies. Fred saw his favourite band at a concert that was so loud that it hurt to stay. A true life or deaf situation. T wizzlers came out with a new spirit that’s just under 30% alcohol so technically it’s not liquor, just liquor-ish. A local museum is offering discounted tickets to their exhibition of small feathered dinosaurs. It’s an early bird special.