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  The Spice Girls are making a comeback… Makes scents that it’s being sponsored by Old Spice.   Fred opened up a cheese shop featuring Middle Eastern cheeses. It’s called, “Cheeses of Nazareth.“ This morning I had no trouble rolling out of bed. It did, however, take great effort to get off the floor. I get up at 3 or 4 every night to use the bathroom. That’s why they’re called the wee hours of the morning.

 

 

  It's hard to trust law-abiding citizens. They lack convictions. There was  a report on TV about someone stealing stamps and envelopes. They said the suspect is believed to be mail. Have you lost weight recently? Because it looks like you found it again. What doesn't kill you makes you suffer.

 

 

  I have a pun about the wind but It blows. It was really just a first draft. You know you are getting old when... ...you're playing slots in a casino and three prunes come up. If you almost die from radiation poisoning, does your half-life flash before your eyes? A drill achieves its goal.. Bit by Bit.