crotchety ruv

 

  On a dark dessert highway I have? Cool whip in my hair. Have you noticed that when a defibrillator fails, nobody is shocked? If you're dating someone who doesn't like Star Wars, you're looking for love in Alderaan places. And if you do find someone who likes Star Wars, you can tell them, "Yoda one for me!" Fred tried a new recipe today: Skirt Steak, Eye of Newt, Pinto Beans, Wool of Bat, Chili Powder, Scale of Dragon... He just LOVES Hex-Mex.

 

 

  Fred's wife begged him to stop quoting Rolling Stones song titles every time they spoke. He said OK, this will be The Last Time. If Dr Dre was a real doctor… He would perform hip hoperations. If asbestos is that bad, I’d hate to see what asworstos does to you.

 

 

  A doctor told Fred that he was suffering from anemia. "Don't worry," the doctor said, "we'll get it ironed out in no time." Fred has had many jobs, and has learned many practical skills, but his last job as a baker didn't work out too well. He had to have a finger in every pie. If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life I'd have n dollars. My wife said I never finish anything, I told her that's not entirely