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  Fred broke up with his mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X, but he never asked Y. Fred  thinks Sonny Bono was the greatest singer of all time. His wife doesn't Cher the same opinion. Sonny was a Bono-fied star in the 60’s, but he went downhill fast and his career was over. Bugs Bunny never uses email to send files. He only sends a WhatsApp doc. Captain Picard was a good gardener. He knew exactly when to, "Make it sow.’"

 

 

  Fred's wife spent 20 minutes telling a story about an 8-foot scarf she knitted. It was a long yarn. Where do you find Bigfoot in the library? In the large print section. Fred went to a Mongolian convention. It was a Genghis Con. Rice-shaped pasta? Doesn't exist. Orzo I thought.

 

 

  What’s good for a hangover? Drinking heavily the night before. Fred's aviation teacher is very easy to understand. He always uses plane language. Where do bank robbers buy their getaway cars? At the flee market. Hitchhiking, the original Uber.