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 Utopiary: a perfectly-shaped shrub. Fred met an Australian IT person. He's from the LAN down under. Tim Horton died going twice the speed limit and had twice the legal blood alcohol content. He was the original double-double. Fred was disappointed with the sushi restaurant that had an all-you-can eat promotion. It was kind of a raw deal.

 

 

  Coffee was just voted the best drink in the nation. It was an unfair vote, there were absent tea ballots. Fred lost his job at the bakery because he didn’t track dessert data accurately enough. They wanted pie charts. Fred was given the opportunity to become a whistle tester. He blew it. Sulphuric acid should never be put into a metal container. It's just an oxidant waiting to happen..

 

 

  Fred cut wood with his chainsaw all day but forgot to use his ear plugs. He had a near deaf experience. Fred has had amnesia for as long as can remember. Anthroapologist: A social scientist who says sorry to people from different cultures. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure may be a perceptive phrase, but it’s a cruel way to tell a child he’s adopted.