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Somebody stole my fluorescent jacket. They can run, but they can't hide. When Fred's wife wanted to add more stuffing to our pillows, he told her it wasn’t necessary. But she doubled down. Fred took his kids on a trip in a camper van and all they kept asking was.. RV there yet? Fred was gonna tell a railroad joke… But he lost his train of thought.
The makers of ex-lax are looking for a band to promote their product. Fred suggested The Go-Go's. How do they welcome new members at a nudist colony? With a bare hug. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers. I’ve never seen the inside of my ears with my own eyes, but I’ve heard good things.
Fred called the Wildlife Hotline. Was told to push 3 for Bird life, push 4 for Fish life, or hold on for Deer life. How do flat earthers travel? On a plane. Fred drives trucks during the day and leads an orchestra at night. That makes him a semiconductor. A phlebotomist, a physical trainer, and a wedding cake designer formed a band They are called Blood, Sweat, and Tiers.
