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  In the Lord Of The Rings universe, you can take over a shopping centre with one phone call. One ring to rule the mall. Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I'm going to the beer store, and I'm scared it will be closed. "To kill a French Vampire, stab him with a baguette", Tom said painstakingly. Fred asked a friend how to get into the elevator business, He said you have to recognize that it has its ups and downs, and you just have to be ready when that door opens
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  Who is this moderation? With whom I am supposed to be drinking with. At election time politicians care far less about accountability than “recountability” . The trouble with political jokes is they often get elected. The difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses all your data, and the other is an IT standard.
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  Fred broke up with his mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X, but he never asked Y. Fred  thinks Sonny Bono was the greatest singer of all time. His wife doesn't Cher the same opinion. Sonny was a Bono-fied star in the 60’s, but he went downhill fast and his career was over. Bugs Bunny never uses email to send files. He only sends a WhatsApp doc. Captain Picard was a good gardener. He knew exactly when to, "Make it sow.’"
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