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  Usain Bolt could be the next US president. His name even begins with USA. He just needs to run for office. It's impossible to lose a homing pigeon If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon. Fred worked for only one day at a perfume factory...made no scents at all. Fred's boss gave both his grown kids cushy management positions where all they have to do is sleep all day. It’s blatant nepotism.

 

 

 

 

 

  A store in town is selling pillow covers for $50 each! What a sham. Fred asked the librarian if they had a series of books on amplifiers, and she replied yes what volume would you like . The industrial site that always smells the strongest? The ol’ factory. Fred has a friend who always manages to mess up every situation. Ms. Handel.