crotchety ruv

 

  Fred used to work as a carpenter for a living... But then he  had to quit because he got completely board. Dwarfism isn’t funny. It’s a growing problem. Mistakes are part of the journey... At least when you're not a surgeon. Apparently mime-on-mime violence is a growing concern.. We just never hear about it.

 

 

  Fred keeps buying shirts with bats on them. He is bat shirt crazy . I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. I am reading Yo-Yo Ma's autobiography. It really has its ups and downs. Fred's church serves noodles for communion. They're the Ramen Catholic.

 

 

  Fred is writing a book about a really unusual graveyard. It has a weird plot. A stripper's favourite automotive brand? Polestar. Fred's wife found out he was cheating when she found a bunch of hidden letters. Now she refuses to play Scrabble at all. Fred's wife flew into a rage because he kept making Monty Python references He said "will this be a 5 minute argument or the full half hour?"