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  “Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.”  – Doug Larson

  Golf: The art of playing fetch with myself. Fred isn't just a locksmith, he is also a great mentor. He opens a lot of doors for people. Fred got into mountain climbing just so he could get to the top of the world… and take a peak. Fred meant to download a calendar app for his phone, but downloaded a colander app instead. Now his battery keeps draining

 

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  Fred bought a used 3 foot measuring stick. Picked it up at a yard sale. Fred's wife has a small butt. It's a real assette. Summer is the most popular time for weddings. Because the bride comes before the fall. Fred didn't like his dessert at the restaurant He said it was very off pudding

 

 

  We all know mirrors don't lie… And in a moment of self reflection, I realized that I'm grateful that they don't laugh. Fred made a list of all his favorite NFL players turned criminals. It’s got its pros and cons. When Fred discovered he was holding his new taser the wrong way, he was stunned. I used to think Chewbacca was an Ewok. Wookie mistake.