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  Fred had an obsessed girlfriend once, she looked at him and all she saw was diamonds and rubies. Her name was Gemini. People who cannot tell the difference between etymology and entomology…. …bug me in a way I cannot put into words. Shotgun wedding: A wife or death situation. Fred is a bankrupt historian. His business lies in ruins. He tried pivoting to archaeology but his business model was already in a state of decay.

 

 

  Fred is dating an entomologist. But she is really starting to bug him. Fred applied for a job as a mirror installer, but they turned him down. Said he  didn't reflect well on the company.

 

 

  Fred started reading a book about how the pyramids were built… but it’s taking forever to get to the point. Ate my last piece of cheese last night, and today, it's raining. Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone. When Fred was young, he wanted to be a historian. But those days are all in the past.