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  A pharmacist spilled Pepto Bismol on the pharmacy floor. He got the pink slip. Fred memorized six pages of the dictionary. He learned next to nothing. Fred started to write a drinking song, but got confused after the first few bars... Mr. Information got divorced. Apparently everyone was spreading Ms. Information.

 

 

  Argentina crossed every line in the World Cup final. Well, every one except the goal line. Fred was warned not to  invest in the lollipop business... That market is for suckers. Fred tried to walk like an Egyptian.. Now he needs a Cairo Practor.. Fred got hospitalized for being cringe. They put him in the awk ward.

 

 

  You occupy space and have mass… You matter. There is a new Christopher Nolan movie. They say you odda see it. The CIA has a new program to recruit janitors. Rumour has it that they're looking for sweeper agents. Fred's wife divorced him for medical reasons. Said she was sick of him.