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There was an explosion at the cheese shop. De Brie was everywhere. It was days ago and there's Stiltons of it around. Chesticles - another name for man boobs. Losing at kickboxing is much more painful than losing at regular boxing. That's the agony of de feet . I bought some high top shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
Fred's conspiracy theorist uncle just moved into a ranch style house to get away from stairs. He claims they're either up to something or down for anything. Fred is starting up a gym for UK bands from the 1960s. At the moment I'm just working out a few Kinks. Fred got a letter from the city saying he’d be fined if he didn’t build a backyard enclosure for his dogs. Needless to say, He took a fence to that. Fred's wife said to stop calling every small repair “a project”. So now they’re “limited-time household events.”
You don't know the struggle of being a pastry chef... Until you've walked a mile in their choux's. Someone hurt Fred's arm with a tennis racquet. Fred took him to court. A doctor told Fred to notify his sexual partners that he has Sisyphus. There's no cure, and the treatment is long, arduous, and never-ending. Surgeons are usually good comedians. The often leave their audience in stitches.
