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  A recent study found that households with a bidet on each toilet experience significantly stronger relationships. Thus proving the family that sprays together stays together. Fred went for his prostate exam Got the thumbs up. Fred has been taking steps to get over his hiking addiction, but he's not out of the woods yet. A friend texted me that he was going to practice piano before coming to dinner. He said only 45-60 minuets.
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  There was a mass exodus of tech bros from the Lone Star state. Now it’s just tech sis. I ate my last piece of cheddar and now it’s raining. Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone. Fred is not a big fan of furniture hunting, but he does love the thrill of the chaise. Not all dogs go to heaven, some go to pugatory.
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  Fred was down on his luck until he got a jetpack. And that’s when his life took off. What do you get when you combine classical music with science fiction? Bach to the Future. Fred was thinking of starting a snail farm. But he's afraid it's kind of a slow market. Fred is allergic to the new espresso machine. Every time he uses it, it makes him a little coughy.
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  My phone can identify a tree just by seeing the secretions from its bark. I use What Sap. Fred met a Polish sound engineer.. ..and a Czech one too. Optimystic: a  psychic who only sees good futures. Fred  damaged his  hearing from too much loud music. The damage is eareversible.
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