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  To save money on fuel Fred took the mirrors off of his car to reduce drag. He hasn't looked back since. Fred's house is a stone's throw away from the bus stop. It's the one with broken windows. Fred is researching flesh-eating bacteria. He’s been completely bitten by the bug. The bar for making good jokes has been lowered so much... 3 guys just walked into it.

 

 

  Fred's tailor was taken to jail in cuffs. Because of his criminal ties - he really got stitched up. The hot beverage that improves your balance? Stabili-tea. Dermatologists often have no-show appointments. Their patients are often flaky. Lost stuff is always found in the last place you look. After you find it, you stop looking.

 

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  Fred's therapist diagnosed him as "audio-averse". He didn't like the sound of that. Fred used to be quite slim. Then he became a gardener and he grew. Unlimited minutes per month is really just 44,640 minutes at most. Fred feels that his meditation practice is just becoming a mindless habit now.