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At one time, Fred was very poor and couldn't even pay his electricity bill. That was the darkest period of his life. Fred told me his girlfriend was 3 feet 3 inches tall. I said I'd like to meter. Fred was digging for dinosaur leg bones and thought he had found one... But it was a fossil arm. The incontinent Scotsman had a wee problem.
Fred was difficult to work with until he fell into a bin of carpenter’s tools Now he’s levelheaded and totally squared away. He does look a little plane and has a raspy voice… but at least he’s not plumb loco anymore. Fred has a penchant for buying and storing Swedish goods in his house. His therapist says I suffer from Stock-home syndrome. A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans. Sometimes the "solution" is to find out that the solution does not exist.
Fred is writing a paper titled "Water Condensation on Grass" for his employer. It's dew in the morning . The word 'nothing' is a palindrome... Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing. The city's road work department is laying off a lot of workers. They invented a shovel that stands up by itself. After years of watching cave exploration videos I've finally figured out what they are all searching for inside those caves. Common sense, and they never find it.