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  Fred got fired from the French fry factory for stealing inventory. They made a big deal out of it, but really it was small potatoes. Fred crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck. He was just itching to tell everyone. People who live in glass tea houses shouldn't throw scones. Researchers found a reduced number of charged particles in our atmosphere. While not a problem yet, it’s worth keeping an ion.

 

 

  The Russian researcher who got the plague started to remember tricks to memorize things afterwards. She had the mnemonic plague. When the average number of bullies in schools goes up the mean increases . The best part about working with prosthetics? Being able to give someone a hand. You don't have to be everyone's cup of tea. Be a laxative. Move people.

 

 

  Fred doesn't want to talk about his hang-gliding accident. It’s a soar subject. Fred has a pet tree. It’s a lot like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter. Fred was good looking when he was younger. In fact, He had a brief career as an underwear model. A short person who enjoys good food? Gastrognome