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 Celebrities often use the elevator to avoid the stares. An extra sail was added  to that replica 16th century sailing ship. They wanted to get more miles per galleon. Looking at warships again? You're always naval-gazing.  Fore fathers: Dads who can’t keep the golf ball in the fairway.

 

 

  Fred was reflecting on his first job making french fries in a diner. Sighed and said, "those were the good oil days." Fred is known for his storytelling, and can tell them in sign language. Which is quite handy. I’m vaguely interested in that new documentary about paper fasteners, but I don’t need to see the whole thing. Is anyone able to share one clip? What do you call a waiter that keeps topping off your beverage? Phil.

 

 

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