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  Fred is homeless and always traveling around trying to find a new place to settle, but it doesn't make him angry. He's a no-mad. Fred got angry when people were burning perfume. Incensed in fact . Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. Fred saw a pigeon open its mouth without making a sound and realized he had just witnessed a failed coo attempt.

 

  Fred got fired from the French fry factory for stealing inventory. They made a big deal out of it, but really it was small potatoes. Fred crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck. He was just itching to tell everyone. People who live in glass tea houses shouldn't throw scones. Researchers found a reduced number of charged particles in our atmosphere. While not a problem yet, it’s worth keeping an ion.

 

 

  The Russian researcher who got the plague started to remember tricks to memorize things afterwards. She had the mnemonic plague. When the average number of bullies in schools goes up the mean increases . The best part about working with prosthetics? Being able to give someone a hand. You don't have to be everyone's cup of tea. Be a laxative. Move people.