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  Fred doesn't like spending a lot of time shopping for underwear. He tries to keep things brief. A social media app for people with tourettes? It's called Tic Tic. Fred wrote a computer game to simulate riding in an off-road vehicle. It’s a little buggy. Boarding a submarine is dangerous. It can result in serious injury or depth.

 

 

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  Fred was caught carrying several stolen flannel shirts and scarves, as well as two  liters of cider. When questioned by the police, he claimed he was just a Fall guy. Fred loves being a Jack in a box. But the problem is everyone winds him up. What did the doctors tell Lindsey Vonn? It’s going tibia better than new. Fred is travelling all over the region, raising money for tinnitus research. It's a whistle-stop tour.