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  Fred studied pun making in college. He majored in sighcology . Fred started a counterfeit company. It was slow at first but now he's making good money. There is a new restaurant in town called Karma. There's no menu, you get what you deserve. You would not have to manage your anger if people would manage their stupidity.

 

 

  What do you call getting coerced into doing something by a Frenchman? Pierre pressure. Fred tried to write a joke about double entendres… But he couldn’t quite put it to bed. Fred has a new job - trying to find the smallest species of Ursus. To be honest he does the bear minimum. Fred couldn't get cell phone reception while visiting the cemetery. It was a dead zone.

 

  The Vatican is releasing an online payment system to absolve you of your sins. They're calling it PaPal. Fred went to a psychic the other day who was severely depressed. Turns out, there was no happy medium . A microbiologist dropped a Petri dish. It resulted in severe culture shock. I thought I'd been stung by a wasp while eating sushi, but it turned out it wasabi.