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  Fred stormed out of the breakfast restaurant when they said they were out of bread. He is lack toast intolerant.  Fred's dad got him into marionette school. He had to pull a few strings. Reports say, the person who invented the taser has died.  Family & friends are stunned! Health professionals are a lot funnier than they get credit for. My orthopedic surgeon had me in stitches.

 

 

 

 

 

  Fred met his wife at a Scrabble tournament 20 years ago. Next week they are going to renew their vowels. A Scottish shepherd got arrested for getting too friendly with one of his sheep. He escaped custody, and now he's back on the lam. What is the name of the pensioner who just scored 3 goals? Gerry hat-trick. Fred watched a documentary on beavers. Says it’s the best dam show he has ever seen.