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  Fred bought some chainsaw-resistant clothes yesterday. They were almost $200 for the set, but at least they didn't cost an arm and a leg. Fred is okay with smoking, alcohol, and marijuana, but cocaine is where he draws the line. Unlike this month, next month May not be. Fred just came to the realization that He's developed a fetish for figuring things out.

 

 

  A bus full of Elvis impersonators crashed on the way to Las Vegas. Nobody was hurt, but they were all shook up. My garden hose never worked because it was perverted. Too kinky. I used to be a referee… but I kept calling too many punalties. Fred watched a new tv series about mountain climbing. The last episode ended with a cliff hanger.

 

 

  Fred bought a piano, made from many parts of old broken old pianos. It's a Frankenstienway. In laughter, the "L" comes first The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it. Many people say that turquoise is the best color. It's been cyantifically proven. Fred went to a wedding, but the groom never showed. Still, the wedding went off without a hitch .