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  Fred doesn't want to talk about his hang-gliding accident. It’s a soar subject. Fred has a pet tree. It’s a lot like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter. Fred was good looking when he was younger. In fact, He had a brief career as an underwear model. A short person who enjoys good food? Gastrognome

 

 

  Did you know that three statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Harvard Medical school is one I.V. league? A breadmaker's favorite shoes? Loafers. Why do Vietnamese soup places make sure to never have a line? Because it would be a giant pho queue. Johann Sebastian Bach had 20 children. No wonder he was Baroque.

 

 

  The inventors of the brochure have sadly passed away. RIP Pam Flett and her husband, Lee. Microsoft just entered the domestic appliance market with a new vacuum cleaner. It's the first thing they've done in quite some time that didn't suck. If you know any good fish puns...please let minnow. Someone gave Fred fake vomit for his birthday. It was a gag gift.