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  Fred went to the alumni reunion at the school for the mute. He couldn't tell us how happy they all were. They just raised the price of poetry and logic books. I can hardly see the rhyme or reason. Where does the Dublin Marathon end? At the Guinness line.

   At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me. On a related note… I suck at darts. from doug...

 

 

  If you have no interest in lending out money you are not a loan. Fred is opening a crab shack where you can also play tabletop roleplaying games. He’ll call it Dungeness and Dragons. Autocorrect is the vein of modern existence. It’s our worst enema. My dentist re-modeled his clinic to provide a relaxing atmosphere. They used Fang Shui in the design.

 

from gilles....  

  When Fred was much younger, he played in a band called The Hinges. They always opened for The Doors. Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist. The famous musician with yellow skin? Elton Jaundice. Fred had to cancel his bullfighting lessons. They were charging too much.