crotchety ruv

 

  Fred is addicted to soft cheeses. He needs to get into briehab. A proctologist stopped breathing during a colonoscopy. He was assfixiated. The former Pfizer building NYC is falling down. And not one structural engineer suggests a blue pill. Fred is writing a joke about a slight breeze. But it’s just a draft right now.

 

  A wanna be music composer committed suicide. He didn't even leave a note. The highest religious festival in the Islamic Republic of Japan? Ramendan. Cells multiply by dividing. What do you call it when someone asks you something in a pleading way? Begging the question.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17hmsmTPoq/   from steve...

 

  Slashimi: raw fish that's been prepared by a samurai. The difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? One sews what she gathers; the other gathers what she sows. Fred said that his mom and dad were quite the opposite: His mom was always right and his dad left. A tea shipment Fred placed months ago finally arrived. He waited oolong time for it.

 

from vince