crotchety ruv

from vince...  

  Dumpster diving: when a cybertruck drives off the end of a pier. Fred wanted to get into tying knots. So he hired someone to show him the ropes. One Roman emperor stopped aging at the age of 19. Emperor Constant Teen. Why do royalty have their own personal flag? It's just a standard practice.

 

 

  Fred's not going to let tall birds get in the way of his dreams. He wants to live life with zero egrets. Fred isn't lazy, He's on energy-saving mode. Fred keeps trying to improve his BMI but food keeps getting in the weigh. Prime  numbers and stoners have something in common. The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

 

 

  You call them Sleeveless Shirts… …I call them Ampu-Tees Albert Einstein died from a blood clot in the brain. It was a stroke of genius. Fred wrote several  books about yogurt. He truly is a man of culture. Fred said that restaurant toilets are dangerous. All his dates disappear in them.