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  Fred changes the wheels on cars for a living. It's tiresome work. Fred bought a lambswool sweater online, but it was a fake. He got fleeced. He feels very sheepish now. Fred is having a problem remembering how to fix his digestive  problems. He thinks it has to do with his medicine called milk of amnesia. Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78. That's got to be a record.

 

 

  The ancient Romans painted their arena vibrantly. That's why they called it the colourseum. Some people have a bus stop fetish. It's how they get off. There are many books  based on an evil governments with thought police. Estimates put it anywhere from 451 to 1984. A lot of people text while driving. I’m not excusing it, but we’ve all done things we regret when we’re drunk.

 

 

  Fred kept going on and on about what they should put in the empty drawer. . . His wife said to put a sock in it. Fred inadvertently hit a baseball into a guy's face that resulted in an angry look. It was a scowl ball. What type of dinosaur was in the Epstein files? Pte-redact-yl. My father's advice: "if you got up there on your own you can get down on your own". Great father. Awful air traffic controller.