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  Fred quit as a taxi driver. He got tired of people talking behind his back . Next time you have to complain about something, save it for the warehouse party. That way you can rant and rave. Fred makes Moebius strips for living. It is a strange way to make ends meet. What do you call a lactose intolerant they/them? Non buy-dairy.

 

 

  The floral scent used in the vatican? Pope-pourri. They say 'the machines of the future' will be as smart as people... OK, but WHICH people? Because it kinda matters quite a bit. Everyday at work all Fred thinks about is big game hunting, but he finally got the help he needed... He joined elkaholics anonymous. The favourite musical instruments of the MAGA set? Trumpbone and lyre

 

 

  The phenomenon where you think something is repeating but you are bad at recognizing faces? Déjà who? A local pharmacy is having a clearance sale on laxatives. Everything must go! Fred said his job at the zoo isn’t easy. It is quite difficult to ignore the elephant in the room. Fred  had to cancel his surfing lessons. Luckily the fee was waved.