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  My wife suggested I compile my dad jokes into a book. Thats a novel idea. The man who invented the guillotine...didn't want to be rich or famous.  He was just trying to get a head in life. Fred  got fired from the clock factory. He thought putting in "extra hours" was a good thing. An exquisite complaint never gets old. It ages like fine whine.

 

  Never stoop to someone's level when they call you fat. You're bigger than that. What does DNA stand for? National dyslexia association. A man was jailed for stealing compost from local garden centre 20 times. Clearly a re-peat offender. I saw a group of recumbent cyclists ride past. They seem like a pretty laid-back bunch of guys

 

 

 

from vince...