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Gordisms....
The best thing about the Mercury Theatre? It has a Grand Marquee. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. My doctor said I should cut down on sodium. At first I thought Na I'm not doing that, but now I take her advice with a grain of salt. Fred has been in a coma for the last 5 years. He's been living the dream.
Gordisms...
The reason why cats just seem to know how to use a litter box? It's in-stink. Fred's girlfriend dumped him because he was too obsessed with football. He says that they were together for five seasons. I'll tell you what I know about dwarfism... ... very little. If you plan to visit the Horn of Africa, I suggest you practice your dancing ahead of time. You might need to shake Djibouti.
Gordisms...
Fred was attacked by a flock of sheep. Luckily, he was only grazed. Fred said his favorite Star Wars quote was, "Aargh Luke, ye scurvy dog, I be yer father." I think he got a pirated copy. Ziplock started making underwear. Fred tried a pair but found they were just a little baggy. Last night Fred dreamt hat he was a jack-in-the-box. Woke up cranky.
