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  Fred's not going to let tall birds get in the way of his dreams. He wants to live life with zero egrets. Fred isn't lazy, He's on energy-saving mode. Fred keeps trying to improve his BMI but food keeps getting in the weigh. Prime  numbers and stoners have something in common. The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

 

 

  You call them Sleeveless Shirts… …I call them Ampu-Tees Albert Einstein died from a blood clot in the brain. It was a stroke of genius. Fred wrote several  books about yogurt. He truly is a man of culture. Fred said that restaurant toilets are dangerous. All his dates disappear in them.

 

 

  Fred's dog is always conflicted about wanting the ball to be thrown but also not giving up the ball... It's a real Fetch 22 . Fred went camping to relax. He didn't realize it would be in tents. I’ve had my filling of dentists jokes… …and optometrist jokes are even cornea.  If you're naked in public and the elevator doesn't work, you'll encounter stairs.