crotchety ruv

 

  Where do you find a murder of crows? Wherever there is probable caws. I went to see a play about fly fishing. The cast was amazing. I had amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.

 

 

  Fred was thinking about getting a job on a fishing boat. But the guy doing the hiring said there's a catch. Geriatric Jokes. Get old after a while... People say there’s something religious about Fred's look. That's probably because he's cross-eyed. Did you hear about the criminal with a jurisprudence kink? He got off on a technicality.