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Fred got cast in a film about a bakery. It’s not a huge part. Just a small roll. Three hypochondriacs walk into a medical clinic... Doctor: well, well, well. Fred became a vegetarian 3 years ago. Every meal now feels like .. A missed steak. Fred treats his dating life like he does his TV. Rarely turned on with a lot of ghosting.
Origami: The one competition you win by folding and get disqualified for making the cut. Fred made six figures last year. But the toy company fired him, apparently they expect more production. Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side. At first, leeches aren't the most friendly. With time, they grow on you.
