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  Argentina crossed every line in the World Cup final. Well, every one except the goal line. Fred was warned not to  invest in the lollipop business... That market is for suckers. Fred tried to walk like an Egyptian.. Now he needs a Cairo Practor.. Fred got hospitalized for being cringe. They put him in the awk ward.

 

 

  You occupy space and have mass… You matter. There is a new Christopher Nolan movie. They say you odda see it. The CIA has a new program to recruit janitors. Rumour has it that they're looking for sweeper agents. Fred's wife divorced him for medical reasons. Said she was sick of him.

 

 

  Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Fred tried to get a part-time job at the circus, but he couldn't juggle it with other responsibilities. Fred isn’t the world’s greatest proctologist. But he's often right up there. If members of two different gangs look almost identical to each-other do we call them doppelgänger bangers?

do we really need the sign?....