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  Morticians and  electricians have one thing in common. They're both shocked when they touch a live one . It feels amazing to walk in a store and buy whatever you please.. Thank you dollar store! Not sure if a colonoscopy is the most painful medical procedure but it's right up there. Its bad luck to be superstitious.

  Some things are better left unsaid. I usually remember this right after I say them. Fred only watches videos about dwarves, gnomes and goblins. He's addicted to short-form content. If you want a job in the hand lotion industry, the best advice Is to apply daily. An Irish grandmother with heart issues? Angie O’Gram.

 

 

 

  “Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.”  – Doug Larson

  Golf: The art of playing fetch with myself. Fred isn't just a locksmith, he is also a great mentor. He opens a lot of doors for people. Fred got into mountain climbing just so he could get to the top of the world… and take a peak. Fred meant to download a calendar app for his phone, but downloaded a colander app instead. Now his battery keeps draining