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  The Asian man who invented the camera lens has passed away. Rest in peace, Zu Min. Some actors perform best when they're cast in horror movies. Jack Nicholson is a Shining example. Deaf people are good at not conforming. They don’t follow a heard mentality. Fred's wife threatened to divorce him when he said he was going to give their daughter a silly name, so he called her Bluff.

 

 

  Which insect is the opposite of a stink bug? Deodor ant. Fred's wife is learning how to operate a bulldozer. He's not going to stand in her way. What does a golf caddy have for lunch? A club sandwich and a side of chips. If Ford made a coupe and call it the Oar... It'd be a Ford Oar two-door.

 

 

  The best way to learn braille? You just have to get a feel for it. No matter how good I get at tennis... I'll never be as good as a wall. Fred comes from a family of failed magicians... He has two half sisters. Fred designs and builds alcoves… It’s pretty niche.