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  When beating eggs, I like to figure out for how long by myself. It's a calculated whisk. Did you hear about the model railway enthusiast couple? They recently got N-gauged! Our server at brunch asked if we had any questions. I said, “Yeah, how’s the French quiche?” He said, “Traditionally with eyes closed and a lot of tongue.” Fred has an irrational fear of Vietnamese food. His pho-bia.

 

 

 

  My doctor asked me if I was sure that I had a problem with my right ear. I said yes I'm definite. It's been three weeks since Dolly died. Fred is still suffering from post-Parton depression. Was Jefferson Davis voted most likely to secede in High School? Fred identifies as a threat.  His pronouns are Try/Me.