crotchety ruv

from gilles,,,  

  Fred bought a used 3 foot measuring stick. Picked it up at a yard sale. Fred's wife has a small butt. It's a real assette. Summer is the most popular time for weddings. Because the bride comes before the fall. Fred didn't like his dessert at the restaurant He said it was very off pudding

 

 

  We all know mirrors don't lie… And in a moment of self reflection, I realized that I'm grateful that they don't laugh. Fred made a list of all his favorite NFL players turned criminals. It’s got its pros and cons. When Fred discovered he was holding his new taser the wrong way, he was stunned. I used to think Chewbacca was an Ewok. Wookie mistake.

 

 

  Fred's neighbor has had a plumbing problem in his backyard for a while now that causes a slow, constant leak into Fred's garden. Fred says it's not that big of a deal but does find it irrigating. The aging actor who paid his home off? Mortgage Freeman, Fred caught a really bad cold while visiting Antwerp. He says he is now phelgmish. Someone called me a peasant. It was a feudal attempt to insult me.