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 You don't know the struggle of being a pastry chef... Until you've walked a mile in their choux's. Someone hurt Fred's arm with a tennis racquet. Fred took him to court. A doctor told Fred to notify his sexual partners that he has Sisyphus. There's no cure, and the treatment is long, arduous, and never-ending. Surgeons are usually good comedians. The often leave their audience in stitches.

 

 

  Whenever Fred's wife gets anxious she files her fingernails. She says it really helps to take the edge off. The annual Estee Lauder company softball game was called off due to rain. A make up game is in the works. Scientists are attempting to produce antibiotics and other helpful drugs in the ocean. They’re calling it a farm asea. Scurvy. When life doesn’t give you lemons…

 

 

  Fred asked a physicist friend if he often had his head in the clouds. He said "No, gravity keeps me down." Someone broke into Fred's house, stole a dozen eggs,and left a pan of boiling water on the stove. Police believe it was poachers. When Fred gets insecure around pretty women, he reaches into his pocket and grabs a tiny rock… It makes him feel a little boulder. Buy-sexual: A person who only goes on dates with prostitutes.