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She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. Fred's wife insists on being the one that does their taxes. She's Intuit. Fred recently started teaching arithmetic to midgets.. He says it's important to make the little things count. Fred has been dating an entomologist for a few months now. She still gives him butterflies.
How do you find out how many vampires there are? You Count Draculas. The music played over footage of No Kings Protests? Royalty-free music. Fred has been training his dog to fetch tools from the workbench. He isn't perfect, but he knows the drill. There is a new store called Moderation. They have everything in there.
Fred finished reading the dictionary last night. The story line was hard to follow but it had its defining moments. Fred went to his doctor because every time he bent down he saw Mickey Mouse, and every time he stood up he saw Donald Duck. His doctor asked him how long he had been having these disney spells. Fred tried to start a business selling fish to the public. He couldn't scale fast enough to make it work. Fred mistook Anusol for Anbesol. It made him talk like an asshole.
