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  Some day, Canada is going to take over the world. Then you'll all be sorry. When Fred gets started making bee puns, He drones on and on. Fred chose hydrocortisone over Benadryl. He made a rash decision. The last time King Charles said 'Andy Burnham', he was telling his brother to get rid of the photos.

 

 

  Fred trained his dog to bring him red wine. She's a Bordeaux Collie. Traffic circles make you take a roundabout way to get anywhere. Albert Einstein married his first cousin. Even his marriage was relative. Fred asked his French friend what he was doing tomorrow. Fred didn't understand all of what he said, but got demain idea.

 

 

  Fred's kids think he complains too much when he gets off the couch… They say he's  a groan man. I’m not gonna prepare your fishing line for free but I will offer you a rebait. Fred tried to get a refund on an incomplete monopoly set. No dice, but at least he took a chance. Fred showed me a photo of himself at an R.E.M. concert. He said, “That’s me in the corner.”