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  A dairy farmer who was labeling his low-fat milk as whole milk. He was skimming. Amazon tried to sell log cabins but it didn’t go well. It’s really a cottage industry. Once you hire a company to assemble your books, there’s no turning back. You’re in a binding agreement. Fred asked a barista why she was wearing a surgical mask. She replied "I'm not, it's a coughy filter" .

 

 

  They just bombed a clothing factory in the middle east. Casual tees have been reported. An Australian kid told herdad that she failed her exam in Aboriginal music. Her dad  took her hand and asked, "Didja redo it?" I could go on and on about my bad luck with Scandinavian cars... ...but this isn't the place to share Saab stories. Fred's wife slipped on a marble staircase while on holiday. He reminded her about Trip Advisor, it didn’t go down well.

 

 

  Where do you find a murder of crows? Wherever there is probable caws. I went to see a play about fly fishing. The cast was amazing. I had amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.