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A bus full of Elvis impersonators crashed on the way to Las Vegas. Nobody was hurt, but they were all shook up. My garden hose never worked because it was perverted. Too kinky. I used to be a referee… but I kept calling too many punalties. Fred watched a new tv series about mountain climbing. The last episode ended with a cliff hanger.
Fred bought a piano, made from many parts of old broken old pianos. It's a Frankenstienway. In laughter, the "L" comes first The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it. Many people say that turquoise is the best color. It's been cyantifically proven. Fred went to a wedding, but the groom never showed. Still, the wedding went off without a hitch .
Someone handed me a pamphlet with crocodile species ranked from best to worst. I said “enough with your crocodile tiers” There was a time Fred was so broke that he couldn’t pay his electricity bills. Those were the darkest days of his life. Fred changed a light bulb, crossed the street and walked into a bar... His life is a joke. Fred watched a documentary about Anne Boleyn. There was no mention of her sister Tenpin.
