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  When do cowboys become cow men? After their barn mitzvah. The dog that solves underwater mysteries? Scuba Doo. Here is a Medieval pun whether you like it or not. Resistance is feudal. Life is too short to learn from your own mistakes, so I learn from the mistakes of those who have taken my advice.

Tariffs are going to make toilet paper more expensive for americans, as a bunch (excuse the pun) is imported from Canada.  Here's an interesting stat:  the US accounts for more than 20% of global tissue consumption despite having only 4% of the world’s population. The average American  uses 141 rolls  of toilet paper per year, making them No 1 for No 2s globally.  This is proof they're the biggest assholes.  

 

  Most of the knights during the middle ages were only moderately terrible. They were mid-evil. A lumberjack was having a hard time at school. Anytime he saw his homework he was stumped, just couldn't hack it. Fred is opening a funeral parlor for people of no specific faith. He's calling it Die Agnostic Services. Fred and his wife used to deal marijuana. The money they made went into their joint account.

 

 

  Fred quit as a taxi driver. He got tired of people talking behind his back . Next time you have to complain about something, save it for the warehouse party. That way you can rant and rave. Fred makes Moebius strips for living. It is a strange way to make ends meet. What do you call a lactose intolerant they/them? Non buy-dairy.