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from vince...  

  A Mediterranean inspired chocolate/tahini cake frosting? Baba Ganache. Fred doesn't have a telescope but... It's something he's looking into. You don't necessarily have to be stylish to be a teacher, but it helps to have a little class. A bartender messed up making an agave cocktail. It was a mezcalculation.

 

  Why can’t Satan’s cheerleading squad win any competitions?....Because they have literally no chants in Hell. What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?...Attire. from doug...

  Fred is dating a girl who loves to be covered in cheese. She’s a real cracker. Fred is struggling to get over his line-dancing addiction. It’s been two steps forward, one step back. Fred started to watch a movie about competitive weightlifting. But he turned it off because it was too heavy. I'm not so sure about adolescents these days. They're more like add-a-lot-scents.

 

rom vince...  

  What did 007 call M's secretary after she'd been to the nail salon? Miss Manipedi. Elton John doesn't like lettuce and kale. He's more of a Rocket-man. eBay has released a new AI assistant. It exists to do your bidding. Everyone should take up marathon training. It will help you in the long run.