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  Fred made a graph of all his past relationships. It has an ex-axis and a why- axis. Fred's wife said she’s thinking about writing a book. He told her it was a novel idea. A paper towel is a weapon of mess destruction. Which font do they use on Wikipedia? The font of all knowledge.

 

 

 

  Fred doesn't like spending a lot of time shopping for underwear. He tries to keep things brief. A social media app for people with tourettes? It's called Tic Tic. Fred wrote a computer game to simulate riding in an off-road vehicle. It’s a little buggy. Boarding a submarine is dangerous. It can result in serious injury or depth.

 

 

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