crotchety ruv

 

  Fred wrote a book titled The Art of Camouflage. You can't find it in stores. If anyone knows how to repair broken hinges, My door is always open. . . To whoever stole my cloning machine: I hope you can live with yourself. Why write the word apartment when the abbreviation is apt?

 

 

 Fred's kids made a PowerPoint to convince him to take them to the waterpark.. It had several slides. Fred was always taking the restaurants he worked for to court. He was a sue chef. Fred was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. His wife says he's good people. My homeopath gave me too many laxatives. Now I've got herbal diarrhea.

from vince...  

 

  A sales guy kept being very pushy so Fred yelled, “Non!” “Nyet!” “Nein!” But he wouldn’t take No foreign answer. Fred entered a fancy dress competition wearing a giraffe costume. He lost, but walked away with his head held high. Fred decided to quit telling jokes. Sometimes it makes him feel funny. Fred bought shares in Comedy Central. It turned out to be the laughing stock of his portfolio.