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from vince...  

  Apparently, some people are starting up a javelin club in my city. Does anyone know who's spearheading the operation? Barn owls got very excited when the first barn was built. If you are always straightening things, you have OCD but, if you are always eating things, then you have OBCD. Reproduction is like roulette with your genes

 

 

 

  Two of the newer muppet figures work in a crematorium. Burnt and Urny . I read a very long article on Japanese sword fighting. Allow me to Samurais it for you. The pasta business used to be a serious process of making long, straight noodles. Then a fusilli guys changed everything. Fred has been trying not to speak with a twang anymore. He's going through withdrawls.

 

 

 Fred used to work at the Mint. You could say he made money for a living. Fred saw damage on a boat as it was leaving harbour. Now it has to be reported. Fred saw a police horse that had a dodgy shoe. It was going good clop, bad clop. Fred can't even count all the times he failed math at school.