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  Origami: The one competition you win by folding and get disqualified for making the cut. Fred made six figures last year. But the toy company fired him, apparently they expect more production. Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side. At first, leeches aren't the most friendly. With time, they grow on you.

Hilarious

https://youtu.be/hQTyevyg-Z0?si=PcZK0Dq6KKuLT2CK  
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  A birdwatcher had a freak out. They really lit their Heron fire and later came to rEgret it. Fred’s daughter was dating a gardener, but they broke up. He was very rough around the hedges. Fred’s relatives are all qualified police marksman apart from his Grandad, who was a bank robber. Grandad died recently, surrounded by his family. A photographer was injured when a huge chunk of cheddar fell on him. All the people in the picture were trying to warn him.
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