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Fred got thrown out of Mime Club yesterday. It must have been something he said. Fred is writing a book about all the things he should be doing in his life. It's an oughtobiography. Medically induced comma: when your doctor corrects your punctuation. An obsession over pillows can really get to people: First it’s the synthetics-stuffed pillows…Then the cotton pillows…Then it’s all Down from there…
At one time, Fred was very poor and couldn't even pay his electricity bill. That was the darkest period of his life. Fred told me his girlfriend was 3 feet 3 inches tall. I said I'd like to meter. Fred was digging for dinosaur leg bones and thought he had found one... But it was a fossil arm. The incontinent Scotsman had a wee problem.
Fred was difficult to work with until he fell into a bin of carpenter’s tools Now he’s levelheaded and totally squared away. He does look a little plane and has a raspy voice… but at least he’s not plumb loco anymore. Fred has a penchant for buying and storing Swedish goods in his house. His therapist says I suffer from Stock-home syndrome. A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans. Sometimes the "solution" is to find out that the solution does not exist.