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  Fred was disappointed when the doctor said he’d need a gastroscopy. That was hard to swallow. Fred wanted to start a new diet. But he has too much on his plate right now. Fred says his wife treats him like God. Ignores him until she wants something. Fred refused to believe he was gay AND dyslexic. Then he realised he was in daniel.

 

from vince...  

  Dumpster diving: when a cybertruck drives off the end of a pier. Fred wanted to get into tying knots. So he hired someone to show him the ropes. One Roman emperor stopped aging at the age of 19. Emperor Constant Teen. Why do royalty have their own personal flag? It's just a standard practice.

 

 

  Fred's not going to let tall birds get in the way of his dreams. He wants to live life with zero egrets. Fred isn't lazy, He's on energy-saving mode. Fred keeps trying to improve his BMI but food keeps getting in the weigh. Prime  numbers and stoners have something in common. The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.