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  Coffee was just voted the best drink in the nation. It was an unfair vote, there were absent tea ballots. Fred lost his job at the bakery because he didn’t track dessert data accurately enough. They wanted pie charts. Fred was given the opportunity to become a whistle tester. He blew it. Sulphuric acid should never be put into a metal container. It's just an oxidant waiting to happen..

 

 

  Fred cut wood with his chainsaw all day but forgot to use his ear plugs. He had a near deaf experience. Fred has had amnesia for as long as can remember. Anthroapologist: A social scientist who says sorry to people from different cultures. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure may be a perceptive phrase, but it’s a cruel way to tell a child he’s adopted.

 

 

 

  Tiramissyou: The favorite dessert of long distance couples. What do you call a door that won't close all the way? Mason. Because it's a jar. There was a time when Fred was younger that he could eat like a horse. That was his hay day. Rugby is a game played by men with odd-shaped balls.