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  Residents wanted to build a town square. They were told it was implazable. Fred is very conservative. He won’t even wear sunscreen because it says to apply liberally. A plateau is the highest form of flattery. Fred isn't saying that cosmetic surgery cured his depression, but it definitely put a smile on his face.

  Fred never talks about his time as a hang gliding instructor. It’s still a soar subject. Many successful people start their careers waiting tables. It’s a good entrée level job. It's ironic that the word "pacifist"... ... contains a fist. Silence is golden -- unless you have children. Then, silence is suspicious.

 

 

  A maize zing: a good, corny joke. I just finished watching all the Sean Connery Bond films. They left me wanting Moore. I guess I should Brosnan my horizons? Partial arts: karate for amputees. Fred really likes rice-shaped pasta. Orzo he says.

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