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  My phone can identify a tree just by seeing the secretions from its bark. I use What Sap. Fred met a Polish sound engineer.. ..and a Czech one too. Optimystic: a  psychic who only sees good futures. Fred  damaged his  hearing from too much loud music. The damage is eareversible.

 

 

  When I see smiling happy people on TV using cleaning products the only thing I want to buy is the meds they must be on. Why don't we pronounce the meow in homeowner? Infants don't have as much fun in infancy, as adults do in adultery. Fred was told he' no longer allowed to go caroling at the mental hospital anymore. Apparently singing "Do you hear what I hear" causes problems for some of the patients.

 

 

  Fred is trying to lose weight by snorting cocaine. He calls it 'Diet Coke'. The man who first got men and women playing tennis together in groups of four passed away last week. RIP Mick Stubbles. A sign in a sporting goods store: Now is the winter of our discount tents. Mnemonic possessio: When you have an acronym stuck in your head.