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  An over used werewolf plot device? lycan trope. Whenever Fred gets self-conscious in social situations, he reaches into his pocket and rubs a tiny rock. Then he starts feeling a little boulder. I mpotence is nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." Underwear bandit admits brief crime spree

 

 

  Fred stormed out of the breakfast restaurant when they said they were out of bread. He is lack toast intolerant.  Fred's dad got him into marionette school. He had to pull a few strings. Reports say, the person who invented the taser has died.  Family & friends are stunned! Health professionals are a lot funnier than they get credit for. My orthopedic surgeon had me in stitches.