he's lost it.....gotta see

 A circus fired their accountant.

He was juggling the books. 

My neighbor spied on us for months with a telescope, so I went to his house and stole his tripod.
It was time to take a stand.

Fred's garden gnome didn’t win Yard Decoration Of The Year. 
It wasn’t even gnomenated.

There's a gang systematically shoplifting clothes in size order ...
The police believe they're still at large.