he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred, feeling very depressed, said the only thing that would make him feel better is a puppy.

That is his cry for whelp.

My boss once gave me an average rating,
I said "that's mean".

Fred opened up a deer cloning business...
His goal is to make a quick buck, and maybe a little doe on the side.

Fred read a book on confirmation-bias. At first he thought it was trying to spread lies, but by the end he was damn sure of it.