he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred was fishing last week and 200 yards of fishing line disconnected from his fishing rod.

It was truly an unreel experience.

Fred said, "Can I ask a stupid question?"
And I replied, "Better than anyone I know."

Fred bought a box of animal crackers yesterday but had to take them back.
The seal was broken.

Botanists crossed four leaf clovers with poison ivy.
Touch it for a rash of good luck.