gotta see video...lmao

British people who don’t take care of their countryside estates are rude.
They need to mind their manors.

 

Is someone who both tells the truth and lies...
An amfibian?

 

When a satellite dies, do you read about it in the orbituaries?

 

There is a new martial art for vegans.
It's known as To Fu

 

f someone was writing an essay about the Black Death but copied other people's work from the internet, would that be plaguerism ?

 

Fred sometimesI tells jokes about noble gases, but they hardly ever have a reaction

America's answer to gun violence is to prescribe more guns.
The pharmashooticals industry is pop'n off

 

What happens when southern people can't talk anymore?
They go through withdrawl

 

I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said: "Earth."
That meant the world to me.

 

PETA is facing a budget cut
The group is struggling to end meats.

 

FredI always reminds his son he was gifted
Or what others call given up for adoption

 

Amber Heard had a child with Charlie Sheen. They agreed that the child would live with Charlie and take his last name.
The child was to be Sheen, not Heard.