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When it comes to jokes about orthodontia… You just have to brace yourself. When they terminate people from the fire department Do they get fired, or do they get put out? Flying on a magic carpet would be a rugged experience Americans find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind them The first day of fall comes every year.. It's Autumnmatic It's possible not to have any symptoms of “mailman’s disease” You may be just a carrier. Back in elementary school, my favorite teacher was Mrs. Turtle Weird name, but she tortoise well. I went to the dentist today And all I got was this lousy teeth hurt. Don't trust golfers They never saw a lie they couldn't improve Fred's optometrist wanted him to look through progressive lenses Even though he had already identified as bifocal. Fred took some classes to study well drilling... It's a deep ...
Bilbo was surprised to hear of a duty free store opening up in the Shire... It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area What's the difference between a British SUV and a Libertarian? One's a Land Rover and the other's a Rand Lover The martial artist got lost walking in the city. He was kung-fused. Do aircraft pilots speak plane english? The best joke on mankind is that computers ask humans to prove they are not robots. I used to go to a child psychologist. That kid did nothing for me. People are always calling Fred "slurs", which is an appropriate nickname for a guy who uses so many of them. What did cupid play before the harp was invented? The heart strings If a painting of the birth of Jesus is a nativity scene . . . then isn't a picture of the birth of the antichrist a negativity scene?