When it comes to jokes about orthodontia…

You just have to brace yourself.

 

When they terminate people from the fire department
Do they get fired, or do they get put out?

 

Flying on a magic carpet would be a rugged experience

 

Americans find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom.....
Until they are flashing behind them

 

The first day of fall comes every year..
It's Autumnmatic

 

It's possible not to have any symptoms of “mailman’s disease”
You may be just a carrier.

Back in elementary school, my favorite teacher was Mrs. Turtle
Weird name, but she tortoise well.

 

I went to the dentist today
And all I got was this lousy teeth hurt.

 

Don't trust golfers
They never saw a lie they couldn't improve

 

Fred's optometrist wanted him to look through progressive lenses
Even though he had already identified as bifocal.

 

Fred took some classes to study  well drilling... It's a deep subject.

 

The search for someone to blame
is always successful.