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What do you call a little boy whose ancestry is French & Scottish? A oui laddie. Fred irritated his acquaintances by arranging them into Venn diagrams depending on how much they liked him. Apparently he was unpopular in certain circles. Fred's wife keeps sewing hidden microphones into his clothes. It really bugs him. Fred got a job working in a hay field. After the first day he baled
Who erects the best barns and sheds in Hanoi? The Vietnamish. Fred got the word "Fortuitous" tattooed right below his right armpit... It's so luck is always on his side. Someone told me that my wife and daughter look like twins. I said, 'well, they were separated at birth'. The difference between a mathematician and a statistician? The mathematician is certain about nothing, but the statistician is uncertain about everything.
If you see something on the internet offering to find you an exclusive group of friends, don’t fall for it. It’s clique bait. The most important person at the tree pruning company? Branch Manager. Fred quit his job and ran off with the circus to be a mime. I haven't heard from him since. I don't mind leg day at the gym. It's just the two days after that I can't stand.
