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If you see something on the internet offering to find you an exclusive group of friends, don’t fall for it.
It’s clique bait.

The most important person at the tree pruning company?
Branch Manager.

Fred quit his job and ran off with the circus to be a mime.
I haven't heard from him since.

I don't mind leg day at the gym.
It's just the two days after that I can't stand.



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