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Quick stock market check: Weights were up in heavy trading. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. The market for raisins dried up. Balloon prices were inflated and toilet paper touched a new bottom. Fred started making cupcakes made with pickles. You'd think they would be awful, but they're actually dill-ish. There is a new comic book superhero “Supperman”. He fights for “truth, justice, and the American buffet”. What do you call a copied resume ? ctrl cv. Fred dropped a case of beer on his toe. He's OK, it was light beer.
A group of podiatrists started a rock band in their spare time. They named the band ToeToe. Fred has a thorough knowledge of poetry. He's well-versed. It has been suggested that dogs bark up to 350 times a day. Of course, that’s just a ruff estimate. I'm trying to remember what the French word for white is... But my mind keeps going blanc. Once I accidentally swallowed a book of synonyms. It gave me thesaurus throat I have ever had.
