very true...

 

Quick stock market check: Weights were up in heavy trading. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. The market for raisins dried up. Balloon prices were inflated and toilet paper touched a new bottom.

Fred started making cupcakes made with pickles.
You'd think they would be awful, but they're actually dill-ish.

There is a new comic book superhero “Supperman”.
He fights for “truth, justice, and the American buffet”.

What do you call a copied resume ?
ctrl cv.

Fred dropped a case of beer on his toe.

He's OK, it was light beer.