Fred is opening a Chippendales club in Utah it's going to be called "MOR-MEN". The name for an internet security appliance at a Monastery? A Friarwal A gravedigger’s favorite element? Barium A lawyer told me the other day he’s been involved in quite an ugly child custody case. I said, looks shouldn’t matter My wife thinks men wearing camouflage are sexy. I just don’t see it. I was having a very pleasant dream about a horse last night but it suddenly turned into a night mare. The worst thing to hear during open heart surgery? Anything. Fred thought the admission to the carnival would be too much but it was a fair price.