saturday gordisms, and a safety video....

 Fred is opening a Chippendales club in Utah it's going to be called "MOR-MEN".

 

The name for an internet security appliance at a Monastery?
A Friarwal

 

A  gravedigger’s favorite element?
Barium

 

A lawyer  told me the other day he’s been involved in quite an ugly child custody case.
I said, looks shouldn’t matter

 

My wife thinks men wearing camouflage are sexy.
I just don’t see it.

 

I was having a very pleasant dream about a horse last night but it suddenly turned into a night mare.

 

The worst thing to hear during open heart surgery? Anything.

 

Fred thought the admission to the carnival would be too much but it was a fair price.