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A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby.  The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."   Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey.  Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."  A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid.  Make up your mind!  I was supposed to get off four bus stops ago!”  

 Fred has been a baker for two decades now. He loaves his job   Have you heard about the non-binary gold prospector? They dug up a fortune in them/their hills.   "Coming are British The! Coming are British The!" - Paul Reverse   I joined a carpenter’s class the other day We haven’t made anything yet. We’ve only just begun.   How does an eskimo keep his snow hut from failing? igloos it together   The cat was in a good mood cause she was feline fine.   I'll tell you what really catches my eye. Short people with umbrellas.   I used to have a great job in a cattery but I had to pack it in. They reduced meowers   What drinks are served in courthouses? Subpoena Coladas

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 You can use disposable masks to brew espresso Because they’re coughy filters   Ménage à Paw -  when 3 cats are having sex.   In which country is it easy to say no to your friends? Nay-pal   Stollen. A Christmas cake that you forgot to pay for.   I offered to tell my wife 12 puns… …but she dozen want to hear them.   How is Santa's naughty and nice list organized? Elfabetically   The word queue is ironic... It's just a "q" with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line   The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water Therefore the Earth is flat   Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute. But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.