midweek gordisms.....

 You can use disposable masks to brew espresso

Because they’re coughy filters

 

Ménage à Paw -  when 3 cats are having sex.

 

In which country is it easy to say no to your friends?
Nay-pal

 

Stollen. A Christmas cake that you forgot to pay for.

 

I offered to tell my wife 12 puns…
…but she dozen want to hear them.

 

How is Santa's naughty and nice list organized?
Elfabetically

 

The word queue is ironic...
It's just a "q" with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line

 

The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water
Therefore the Earth is flat

 

Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute. But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.