best gordism in a long time... Fred used to hang out at the gym all the time, then a trainer told him to wear long pants. Fred recently became a crossing guard at a local school. He hates when I ask how the child trafficking is going. Boss: "You've got to find a way to make fewer mistakes on the job" Fred: "Ok, how about I come in later in the morning?" The difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss? They’re the same kiss, but the Aussie one is down under. Fred was a cartographer and he groped his coworker He had no sense of boundaries Fred just got a job working at a haunted house… He's a fright attendant Fred has just written a book called "Fifty Shades of Gravy" It's very saucy
