very true...

 Fred was down on his luck until he got a jetpack.

And that’s when his life took off.

What do you get when you combine classical music with science fiction?
Bach to the Future.

Fred was thinking of starting a snail farm.
But he's afraid it's kind of a slow market.

Fred is allergic to the new espresso machine.
Every time he uses it, it makes him a little coughy.