very true...

 Some breads are considered aphrodisiacs.

Especially the ones made with libidough.

A pizza is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left.

You might think your grass is nicer than your neighbor’s, but it’s best to keep that opinion to yourself.
You don’t need to start a turf war.

Fred’s navigation app kept giving him the wrong directions.

So he realized that he had to change his Waze.