very true...

 Fred has published an album of his favorite bird songs that he's recorded.

He's calling it his Greatest Tits.

Fred is trying to stay consistent lifting weights.
But it's something he keeps picking up then putting back down.

Joni Mitchell became a US citizen.
She looks at life from both sides now.

Fred is a real magician in the kitchen. 

When it's time to cook, he disappears.