Fred got fired from the French fry factory for stealing inventory.

They made a big deal out of it, but really it was small potatoes.

Fred crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck.
He was just itching to tell everyone.

People who live in glass tea houses shouldn't throw scones.

Researchers found a reduced number of charged particles in our atmosphere.
While not a problem yet, it’s worth keeping an ion.






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