very true...

 Fred and his wife still have chemistry.

Unfortunately, at their age, most of it involves antacids and prescription medications.

If you’re considering coloring someone’s hair as a career choice…
It’s a dyeing industry, although your job will have some highlights.

What Fred misses most about the good old days, is that it used to be that everything was the way it used to be.

It's a good thing that sexual innuendo isn't a crime otherwise I'd definitely be going down.