very true...

 A widowed chiropractor proposed to Fred’s spinster sister. 

She turned him down - she thought there would be too many adjustments.

The furniture store refused to paint Fred’s wooden table the way he wanted.
Fortunately, he was able to get a restaining order.

The White House has ordered that “Artificial Intelligence” be renamed “Super Intelligence.”
Officials are now debating whether kettles should be reclassified as steam engines.

Fred’s old car finally gave out for the last time.
May it rust in peace...