A veterinarian who specializes in treating marsupial inflammation?

A kanga-rheumatologist.

Fred wrote a book about the Black Death and sent it to a publisher, but they rejected it…
They accused him of Plaguerism.

A reality TV show about auto mechanics?
Keeping Up with the Car-dashians.

Puns, farts and children have something in common.
They're only funny when they're your own.




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