Fred got thrown out of Mime Club yesterday.

It must have been something he said.

Fred is writing a book about all the things he should be doing in his life.
It's an oughtobiography.

 Medically induced comma: when your doctor corrects your punctuation.

An obsession over pillows can really get to people:
First it’s the synthetics-stuffed pillows…Then the cotton pillows…Then it’s all Down from there…





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