Fred was difficult to work with until he fell into a bin of carpenter’s tools

Now he’s levelheaded and totally squared away. He does look a little plane and has a raspy voice… but at least he’s not plumb loco anymore.

Fred has a penchant for buying and storing Swedish goods in his house.
His therapist says I suffer from Stock-home syndrome.

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Sometimes the "solution" is to find out that the solution does not exist.