he's lost it.....gotta see

 The floral scent used in the vatican?

Pope-pourri.

They say 'the machines of the future' will be as smart as people... OK, but WHICH people?
Because it kinda matters quite a bit.

Everyday at work all Fred thinks about is big game hunting, but he finally got the help he needed...
He joined elkaholics anonymous.

The favourite musical instruments of the MAGA set?

Trumpbone and lyre