Now that an executive order has been signed to make Lake Ontario Lake America…

Does that make Canada Geese Donald Ducks?

Fred makes a hobby of photographing salmon in different outfits.
He says it’s as easy as shooting fish in apparel.

Fred has written a song about a locksmith.
There’s a lovely key change at the end.

Fred thought getting into the bubble wrap industry would make him a rich man.
Instead, he ended up a pauper.