he's lost it.....gotta see

 Most of the knights during the middle ages were only moderately terrible.

They were mid-evil.

A lumberjack was having a hard time at school.
Anytime he saw his homework he was stumped, just couldn't hack it.

Fred is opening a funeral parlor for people of no specific faith.
He's calling it Die Agnostic Services.

Fred and his wife used to deal marijuana.

The money they made went into their joint account.