he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred had an obsessed girlfriend once, she looked at him and all she saw was diamonds and rubies.

Her name was Gemini.

People who cannot tell the difference between etymology and entomology….
…bug me in a way I cannot put into words.

Shotgun wedding: A wife or death situation.

Fred is a bankrupt historian.
His business lies in ruins. He tried pivoting to archaeology but his business model was already in a state of decay.