he's lost it.....gotta see

 If you get the opportunity to become a Gregorian monk...

...take the chants seriously.

William Shatner's new line of womens' lingerie has been tanking in sales.
There were probably better names than Shatner Panties.

Fred's job as a customs officer is really affecting his health.
All those seizures.

There is a promising new treatment for Lycanthropy

In clinical trials, it has had a de-monsterable effect.