Fred's kids think he complains too much when he gets off the couch…

They say he's  a groan man.

I’m not gonna prepare your fishing line for free
but I will offer you a rebait.

Fred tried to get a refund on an incomplete monopoly set.
No dice, but at least he took a chance.

Fred showed me a photo of himself at an R.E.M. concert.
He said, “That’s me in the corner.”




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