he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred was so sick of the preacher haranguing him from the podium that Fred took his lectern.

It was time to take a stand.

Why did Darth Vader wear black robes like a nun?
Force of habit.

Fred forgot to hire an editor for his brain-teaser book…
It was riddled with errors.

To everyone who said Fred would never become a journalist:
He's got news for you.