he's lost it.....gotta see

 When Fred complained that there were no more spots left on the archery team, someone suggested that maybe he should pull some strings.

How can you tell when a man is ready to be a dad?
If his girlfriend or wife says "I'm pregnant" and he says "Hi pregnant i'm dad".

Fred's car payments are withdrawn from his bank account every month.
He set it up for auto pay.

Fred was going to be a racecar driver…
But didn’t stay on track.