he's lost it.....gotta see

 In high school, Fred was voted Most Likely to Hold a Grudge. 

He's still angry about it.

Beavers excel at chewing wood.
After all, gnawing is half the battle.

Fred went shopping for cherries and microphone stands.
Bought a bing, bought a boom.

Instead of saying "No pun Intended", why not say “That was pun-intentional”?