he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred's career as a stand-up comedian ended when he tried telling jokes about the unemployed.

It was clear that none of them worked.

Fred dreamed he had to make a thousand pancakes…
He was tossing and turning all night, woke up feeling battered.

Terrorists arrested for vandalizing the reflecting pool.
They were members of algae-da.

Scientists have recently noticed that crows are not making as much noise.
Researchers are busy looking for the caws.