he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred went to see that new horror flick where a feminist takes a chainsaw to the patriarchy.

It's called The Sexist Chainsaw Massacre.

"I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon".

I have always preferred the British spelling for "diarrhea".
"Diarrhoea" really looks like you've lost control of your vowels, and it flows better.

Fred never finishes anything.
He has a black belt in partial arts