he's lost it.....gotta see

 Before you tour a cookie factory, are you asked to sign a wafer?

Fred met his future wife at the camera factory where they both worked.
They just clicked.

Have you heard about the celiac masochist?
A real gluten for punishment.

A man fell into a huge tank of manure, died and his body sank to the bottom.
His family decided to leave him there since he was already in turd.