he's lost it.....gotta see

 There was an explosion at the cheese shop.

De Brie was everywhere. It was days ago and there's Stiltons of it around.

Chesticles - another name for man boobs.

Losing at kickboxing is much more painful than losing at regular boxing.
That's the agony of de feet.

I bought some high top shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.