he's lost it.....gotta see

 Someone handed me a pamphlet with crocodile species ranked from best to worst.

I said “enough with your crocodile tiers”

There was a time Fred was so broke that he couldn’t pay his electricity bills.
Those were the darkest days of his life.

Fred changed a light bulb, crossed the street and walked into a bar...
His life is a joke.

Fred watched a documentary about Anne Boleyn.
There was no mention of her sister Tenpin.