Fred bought a piano, made from many parts of old broken old pianos.

It's a Frankenstienway.

In laughter, the "L" comes first
The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.

Many people say that turquoise is the best color.
It's been cyantifically proven.

Fred went to a wedding, but the groom never showed.
Still, the wedding went off without a hitch.