he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred asked a physicist friend if he often had his head in the clouds.

He said "No, gravity keeps me down."

Someone broke into Fred's house, stole a dozen eggs,and left a pan of boiling water on the stove.
Police believe it was poachers.

When Fred gets insecure around pretty women, he reaches into his pocket and grabs a tiny rock…
It makes him feel a little boulder.

Buy-sexual: A person who only goes on dates with prostitutes.