he's lost it.....gotta see

 To save money on fuel Fred took the mirrors off of his car to reduce drag.

He hasn't looked back since.

Fred's house is a stone's throw away from the bus stop.

It's the one with broken windows.

Fred is researching flesh-eating bacteria.
He’s been completely bitten by the bug.

The bar for making good jokes has been lowered so much...
3 guys just walked into it.