he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred's tailor was taken to jail in cuffs.

Because of his criminal ties - he really got stitched up.

The hot beverage that improves your balance?

Stabili-tea.

Dermatologists often have no-show appointments.

Their patients are often flaky.

Lost stuff is always found in the last place you look.
After you find it, you stop looking.