he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred tried glass blowing but mistakely sucked in rather than blowing out.

He got a pane in his stomach.

A pallet of paprika and a pallet of oregano were stolen from a warehouse.  

Investigators believe this was the work of seasoned criminals.

Fred's girlfriend dumped him for such "shortcomings" in his male "equipment".
He said it's OK - he was never really that into her.

Last night the history channel showed a documentary on the origin of U-Haul.
Viewers that watched it said it was simply moving.