he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred got a good deal on some scrap metal.

It was a steel.

Fredhasn’t been allowed back on a cruise ship.
Ever since that whole ‘poop deck’ misunderstanding.

Fred was bored so he swapped a few chocolate bars into different wrappers.
His wife wasn't amused... She got her snickers in a twix.

When a new dock is constructed, it’s required to undergo a rigorous inspection.
It’s part of the pier review process.