he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred asked his therapist why he has such a fear of fruit?

She said: “It's probably because of some deep berried trauma."

"Golf is the epitome of precision and control,” he said.
“That’s very well putt,” I said.

Two lawn care guys were feuding.
They were just a couple of mow foes.

It'd be fun if we started calling drugs like Ozempic "Girth Control"